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    A Cajun chef and a cargo hold of other humans are captured by Aliens. Zygerrian slavers. Turns out that Star Wars is real, George Lucas had visions, and it's the middle of the Clone Wars.

    Of course, the visions scrambled the order of things, people look nothing like the actors cast for them, and humans do not domesticate well. Still, how much trouble can a few humans cause?

    All of it. All the trouble.

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    Percy wakes up on the day of Yancy’s museum field trip. Unfortunately for him, he starts hallucinating a chatroom of observers that only he can see.

    Or: A Twitch-style chat (made of PJO fans) interacts with Percy as he figures shit out. There is confusion and unsolicited advice aplenty.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    What begins as a sweet nickname quickly becomes a Russian language crisis involving affectionate suffixes, grammatical gender, tomato-based endearments, and an increasingly alarmed Shane trying to figure out the rules before Ilya can invent three more.

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    In which a multiversal academic conference has some in depth thoughts about the Heated Rivalry boys. The thoughts are hard to get out because everyone is drunk and horny.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Chaotic and bawdy. In short; glorious.

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    It started with a simple question: What's the nature of their professors' relationship? To say it snowballed from there would be a gross understatement. The answer is much more complex than the girls were anticipating.

    A.k.a an exploration of witch courtship and tradition through the lens of young witches in the past and present.

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    29 May 2026

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    “My boyfriend thinks I’m an idiot,” Ilya says. "Well, not really but a bit, maybe.”

    “Your boyfriend?” Sandra, the queer studies professor sits down, hard.

    “Yes, he thinks it is not smart to say faggot in the locker room when you are locked in the closet and Russia has the keys.”

    Ilya had been talking about himself when he’d said it. Making a joke. Sailing a little close to the wind, sick of listening to the background hum of homophobic bullshit. But someone had been filming. The video went viral. The Raiders panicked under the terrible PR. Now he was here.

    Sent to Queer Studies 101 to appease twitter. Because he’d been cancelled. For being a homophobe. If was fucking ridiculous.

    He turns to the professor. “So, can you help me take on Putin and NHL at same time or I need more advanced class for this?”

    Plus Chapter 2 – Social media chapter. Once they've been outed, Ilya gets to demand an apology from twitter.

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    29 May 2026

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