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    Tommy stands, blinking, in the foyer of this enormous, creaky, centuries-old house. He watches his foster parents of all of twelve hours sprint for the front door, battered by invisible attacks, shrieking like toddlers.

    “Uh,” Tommy says, mostly to himself. “Oookay.”

    Well. He’s got the house to himself. That’s an unexpected bonus.

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    Tommy’s house is haunted. Tommy’s not too bothered by it—as it turns out, demons make pretty good roommates, and even better friends.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    “‘M here,” Tommy mutters, and maybe he imagined the sigh of relief that came from the villain. “Tired.”

    “Yeah, uh.” Blade falters. “Can’t be tired, kid. Gotta stay awake. It’s a rule. If you don’t stay awake I’ll–”

    “Duct tape me to a wall?” Tommy rasps. Silence rings between them for a moment, and then the Blade laughs.

    (or, Tommy gets trapped under a collapsed building with the notorious supervillain Blade.)

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    18 Jun 2026

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    He was in the Blood God's temple. He was soaked from the rain, bruised, and probably bloody, and he was in the third most worshiped God's temple. Great.

    Tommy suddenly felt his blood boil with anger. He marched up through the rows of seats and stood in front of the lectern, and the statue. His blue eyes filled with a fire that screamed hatred. His own hooves echoed slightly on the Blackstone floors.

    "Why the fuck did it have to your temple that I walked into?" Tommy grumbled, his thin arms crossed over his chest. "Where the fuck were you when I was getting beaten?" He stared up at the statue. He wasn't sure if he expected an answer or not. He wasn't sure if he wanted it to answer.

    OR, Tommy runs away from home and ends up in the Blood God's temple.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    When Tommy goes to return the Axe of Peace, he somewhat expect to be greeted by Technoblade pulling a sword on him, he wasn't expecting to be welcomed back to his home with open arms.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    It’s been weeks since Tommy had a decent source of food. Or water. Or clothes, for that matter. So yeah, maybe he took more than an inconspicuous amount of stuff from Techno’s base. It’s kind of hard when a certain green bastard caused you to develop hoarding issues.

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    Technoblade finds out Tommy’s been hiding underneath his base, pieces together the events of the past two months in Logstedshire, and helps Tommy heal.

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    18 Jun 2026