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    “It is the worst day of my life,” Ilya declares, throwing himself dramatically onto one of the kitchen stools. “I went to go get lunch at Russian place I like, the one with lamb pelmeni? They had sign on the door. They are closing. Forever.”

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    Or: Ilya’s favorite Russian restaurant in Ottawa is going out of business. There is only one thing Shane “Mr. Real Estate” Hollander can do.

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    Alternate Title: Shane Hollander: Stanley Cup Winner, Accidental Dog Sitter

    Shane: Is this Ilya Rozanov?
    Unknown number: no
    Shane: Oh, but the dog collar had this number.
    Unknown Number: What? What dog collar? What are you talking about?
    Shane: I'm Shane Hollander.
    Shane: I have your dog.
    Unknown Number: Is this ransom threat?
    Unknown Number: Did you kidnap my dog?

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    11 Jun 2026

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    He'd take all the disapproval and sharp words if it meant he'd get to keep Shane. He could do it. He couldn't watch Shane be hurt though.

    Still when David said, “And weren't there any nice men in Montreal?” it stung a little. But Ilya was aware of his reputation. He wasn't nice by a long stretch.

    “I don't know,” Shane said in reply, clearly still grappling with how his entire full-proof plan had gone off its hinges and to a track he didn't know how to navigate. “Maybe there were several. But I only wanted him.”

    Shane said it as if he'd tried his best for it to not be true beforehand. Only to realize it was all a moot point.

    Ilya sipped his vodka and hid his smile.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    In Hockey, when a fight breaks out, all other players pair off with a player on the opposite team to prevent anybody else from entering the fight. It's a form of self policing to prevent a 2 on 1. Players guard their man to stop unfair play.

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    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov always pair off during fights. It's apparently a tradition, and the fans can't get enough of it.

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    09 Jun 2026