IMNOTREALLYHERE
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Israel Hands has survived by learning how to adapt.
Edward Teach arrives like certainty — brilliant, magnetic, impossible to ignore. What begins as alignment becomes devotion, and devotion becomes momentum.
This is s a love story, until it isn't.
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We’ve Got You. by WarmBlanket433 (IMNOTREALLYHERE)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Jun 2026
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In this soft self-insert fanfic, Aziraphale and Crowley offer support through your moments of mental struggle. With gentle care and honest connection, you’re reminded that your feelings matter—and that even in the dark, you're never truly alone.
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- Part 1 of We’ve Got You.
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Witnessed by WarmBlanket433 (IMNOTREALLYHERE)
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 May 2026
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Not a fix-it.
Post-S2/S3 gap.
Crowley leaves the bookshop after Aziraphale and does the only thing he knows how to do with unbearable feeling: he runs it off in alcohol, music, and bad decisions.Unintentionally, he keeps being witnessed—by artists, musicians, and history itself—who keep turning something they don’t understand into art.
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Aiming for Paradise. by WarmBlanket433 (IMNOTREALLYHERE)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 Feb 2026
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They are thriving, they are living. Izzy is doing the work. But will it ever be enough? Will they reach their paradise someday? (They will because I said so)
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- Part 4 of Smells like trouble and Banana Bread.
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Definitely not a relationship by WarmBlanket433 (IMNOTREALLYHERE)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
19 Jan 2026
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In the quiet moments between them, Izzy fights the pull of something soft, something real, but the past lingers, a shadow that won’t quite let go. Each glance, each touch feels like a small step, and though he wants to retreat, to keep the distance, there’s something in the air—a fragile trust, a growing tenderness—that won’t let him turn away. He tells himself it’s not a relationship, but with every quiet shift in their bond, he wonders if he's just starting to admit that maybe, it could be.
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- Part 2 of Smells like trouble and Banana Bread.
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Smells like trouble and Banana Bread. by IMNOTREALLYHERE, WarmBlanket433 (IMNOTREALLYHERE)
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Feb 2026
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Izzy Hands is angry, hurting, and barely holding it together. He doesn’t want help, doesn’t trust kindness, and definitely didn’t mean to catch feelings. But healing doesn’t ask permission, and neither does love. A slow descent into softness—dragged there kicking and screaming, one scar at a time.
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We’ve Got You. by WarmBlanket433 (IMNOTREALLYHERE)
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Jun 2026
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Christmas Stizzy by IMNOTREALLYHERE, WarmBlanket433 (IMNOTREALLYHERE)
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Apr 2025
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The Sacred and the Profane by afrai
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Jul 2021
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Somewhere else, the happy ending was different.
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- Part 1 of The Sacred and the Profane universe
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Crown of Thorns [The Walls, the Wainscot, and the Mouse] ’Verse by irisbleufic
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Feb 2019
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“D’you realize,” [Crowley] said, “that we never tire of things humans get bored with on the regular?”
Aziraphale shrugged, lazily basking. “I’ve always assumed it’s that we don’t tire of each other.”
[#75 was added on 14 February 2019; this story ran from 10/1/05 - 2/14/19. My love to GO fandom, always.]
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- Part 1 of CoT ’Verse (& Extended Environs)
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"You Killed Me Hollander" by EllaayMarie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Heated Rivalry (TV) RPF
07 Apr 2026
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Shane goes from zero to angry kitten when some dumbass wants to talk shit about Ilya. Little does Shane know his angry kitten mode does something for Ilya in the process.
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let me feel your heartbeat (grow faster, faster) by thehoyden
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Jul 2019
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Aziraphale saw him sometimes in all-staff meetings, sitting toward the front but off to the side, lounging against a wall. Even then, he’d had style—wings tipped in gold and face painted with gold flakes in the pattern of the first constellation he designed. He was amazing, and eye-catching, and it was no exaggeration to say that he did not know Aziraphale even existed.
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The One in Which Crowley Discovers Wanking by for_autumn_i_am
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Jun 2019
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It began, like most memorable events in Crowley’s life did, with a bad decision; like most bad decisions, it involved poor impulse control and copious amounts of alcohol. The Antichrist had been born, and he put on lipstick and kitten heels to deal with it, but knew that the clock was ticking, and at times when time was slipping away, it helped to hold onto a bottle of gin.