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    I wanna fuck with the Marvel timeline, so I will. Follows several different individuals/groups of people traveling back in time through different series.

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    Bakugou is actually nice to Midoriya. This causes an intergalactic butterfly affect where Class 1-A all meet each other before they should have.
    This, predictably, changes things.

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    Months into the first season after getting married, Ilya is approached in a roundabout way by a Russian player who used to be a good friend. Turns out he might still be a good friend, and maybe some other Russian players are decent too.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    He figures Ilya would be pretty surprised if he showed up to his house out of the blue. Surprised enough to be put off, probably. Shane is way too bad of a liar to think of any plausible excuse. If this is really happening, if Shane is actually by some miracle getting another shot at this, then he’s going to have to play this smart. His impatience to see Ilya again will have to be tempered. He’s not sure how time travel works, but he has the sneaking suspicion that one wrong move could unravel everything.

    Ilya is alive.

    Just the thought of it is enough to make Shane crack his first smile in a year.

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    AU in which Ilya dies in the Centaurs' plane crash. A year later, careless with grief, Shane drives his car into a blizzard and wakes up in Boston, in 2016. When faced with the opportunity to do it right this time, and keep Ilya for good, Shane knows that every decision he makes will be crucial. It's terrifying, but Ilya once told him that he's brave. Now it's up to Shane to prove it.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    When Troy finds his captain drugged and limp in the bathroom of a local dive, his only concern is getting Ilya home safe and sound. And he will, even if he has to fight off a weirdly determined Shane Hollander to do it.

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    Shane’s romantic weekend plans go awry when he finds his husband unconscious and thrown over Troy Barrett’s shoulder. He doesn’t know where Dallas Kent’s former lapdog thinks he’s taking Shane’s boyfriend, but he’ll be damned if he lets Ilya go without a fight.

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    Or; Ilya gets roofied. Somehow, he’s still not the one having that bad of a night, all things considered.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Whimpering, Shane looked down between their bodies. Ilya’s other hand dragged slowly down Shane’s chest, over his trembling stomach, and came to rest just below his navel. There, pressed against Ilya’s own abdomen, was a soft, distinct bulge.

    “See?” Ilya whispered, his eyes glowing with a feral light. “That’s me. Inside you.”

    He pressed down with his fingers, right on the bulge.

    Shane screamed.

    (or, first day at the cottage gets Ilya scent drunk on his omega)

    Tag to be covered: Crying Shane Hollander

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Arthur has never cared about being proper around Merlin because Merlin has never been one to treat him properly. Still, it's rare for Arthur to slip and use his alpha voice, knowing that, even to the beta he believes Merlin to be, it's an overt exertion of power. The few times Arthur has commanded his servant in such a way, he usually orders Merlin to "shut up" or "go away", and Merlin can play it off like he's following Arthur's orders too literally in retaliation, until he's able to find the one alpha that knows about him (thank the Gods for Lancelot!) and convince him to override Arthur's order with his own.

    This time he doesn't get the chance.

    [Merlin gets stuck in Arthur's chambers without his suppressants or his scent blockers. Things turn out much better than he expects...]

    EDITED: 16/4/26 (mostly for tenses, grammer, etc. but the old draft is saved if anyone preferred it)

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    03 Jun 2026