I_hate_life2003
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Soo First fic guys, bit nervous.. IF you do read this Thank you! please at least read this bit first, its gonna be the enemies to lover trope but if both sides are confused flustered teens pretending to hate/dislike each other
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For the Greater Good (And Other Bullshit) by Dandalf
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jul 2026
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Harry wakes up in his cupboard. He's nine years old, he's already lived a full and violent life, and he's thoroughly bored. He destroyed Voldemort once and tried to fix the wizarding world, but that didn't work out. This time he's going to do things differently, starting with knocking out most of Voldemort's Horcruxes before dinner and gaslighting several children.
(In which a jaded, overpowered Harry Potter goes back in time, speedruns his to-do list, and has some fun along the way.)
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22 Jul 2026
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It goes like this:
“You have cunning”, the Hat says to Ron Weasley. “You want to be different from your siblings. So stand out.”
“You have ambition”, the Hat says to Hermione Granger. “You would thrive wherever I put you, but there is one house above all others that would sharpen your intellect.”
“You have power”, the Hat says to Harry Potter. “You need only to learn how to harness it.”
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19 Jul 2026
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In Another Life by shelikesmarvel_20
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies)
26 Apr 2026
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Astrid is both excited and worried about the mission she is about to go on with her old friends. They are being given the mission of a lifetime: they are tasked with finding and capturing the infamous Draugr that has been ransacking and destroying villages alongside his army of dragons. He is their only shot at stopping the raids that are ravaging the archipelago. Maybe along the way, they'll even find the boy who disappeared five years ago and has haunted the Isle of Berk ever since.
Hiccup has lived a lonely and rough life since he ran away from Berk before he was forced to kill a Monstrous Nightmare. Now he lives on his own island, which he's named the Dragon's Edge, and is learning more from the dragons that live there every day as he saves more from dragon hunters. He has always been dealing with his past in a not-so-moral way. His childhood of mistreatment and bullying broke him. Alongside a short imprisonment by dragon hunters, Hiccup has long since lost his sympathy for the archipelago and its Vikings. He almost finds the name they have given him ironic. Draugr. The undead warriors of Norse Mythology. He might as well be dead to them.
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01 Jul 2026
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Who Shagged Harry Potter? by Faith Wood (faithwood)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Apr 2012
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One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins wake up after a raunchy night only to discover a very naked Harry Potter sleeping in their dormitory. Naturally, they ask themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him?
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28 Jun 2026
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I can help you, child. I can get you out of here.
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Harry Potter has never been alone
There has always been a voice in his head—one that teaches him, protects him, and tells him the truth about the world.
At Hogwarts, others begin to notice that something is wrong.
Harry doesn’t understand why.Bookmarked by I_hate_life2003
19 May 2026