Idkhowtodothis
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locker room by Idkhowtodothis
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Apr 2026
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Cliff's captain was missing again.
Or
A glimpse into what could have happened if Shane hadn't gotten hurt.
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"The captain of grandfathers and his dumpster fires" by Idkhowtodothis
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
25 Mar 2026
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Carter Vaughn (NY):
You know all of a sudden Hollanders lack of texts seems really ominous
You good there @Hollander
You:
No
No I am not because one of the stupid fucking 19 year olds I’m somehow responsible for decided not to wear his bloody mouthguard at afternoon skate and the absolute dumbass took a stick to the face
So now I’m sitting in the ER waiting for him to get back from xray because of course its the one rookie who isn’t with a billet family
Why are they like this?
Lily:
Their mothers didn't drop them on their heads enough as babys so the universe decided to do it for them
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When Montreal and Boston name two 20 year olds as their captains, Scott Hunter decides that they could probably do with somewhere to turn to for advice.
Four years later, he doesn't quite know if he regrets that or not.
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falsely accused by Idkhowtodothis
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Mar 2026
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@MHL Gossip @MHLGossip
BREAKING: An audio posted by an anonymous source reveals that Boston Captain Ilya Rozanov is currently BLACKMAILING Montreal Captain Shane Hollander with what he calls an ‘incriminating photo’. Fans are left wondering just what the so called ‘Golden Boy’ of the MHL could have done and how does Rozanov have such a photo?
@montrealbabes
FUCK
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Ilya's Worst Nightmare by Idkhowtodothis for RayByAnotherName
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
17 Feb 2026
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Rose:
Ok, but there's one thing you haven’t considered.
Shane:
What's that?
Rose:
She’s really fucking hot Shane.
Shane:
…
Is that meant to convince me?
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Rose wakes up to find the news that her ex had taken a girl to dinner splashed across the internet. Of course, she absolutely has to get this womans number.
Somehow, this becomes Shanes problem. Then it becomes Ilyas worst fucking nightmare.
The internets about to have a field day
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a message recieved (and yet unanswered) by Idkhowtodothis
Fandoms: The Mighty Nein (Cartoon), Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series)
02 Feb 2026
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“Bren. Bren, can you hear me?” Caleb couldn’t help the strangled gasp, shutting his eyes tightly and shaking his head in futile denial as Astrid’s voice rang through his head. “Bren, what are you doing? Where are you? Tell me my love, let us bring you home.”
“Bren darling, it’s Eadwulf.” Caleb chokes back a sob, shaking his head and ripping his hands out of Beau's grasp to cover his ears futilely. “Astrid says that you haven’t been taking care of yourself. Tell us where you are liebchen, let us help you."
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Owelias message about Brens survival makes it back to the other Volstrucker. Astrid and Eadwulf have a fair bit to say to their former love.Fortunately for Caleb, they only have twenty five words at a time. Unfortunately for Caleb, they only have twenty five words at a time
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Recent series
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Heated Rivalry Social Media + Texting fics by Idkhowtodothis
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
24 Mar 2026
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Vaguely connected HR social media and/or texting fics
(The "vaguely" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here)
- Words:
- 8,465
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- 3
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- 297
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the world needs assholes (No not these assholes!) by Idkhowtodothis
Fandom Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series), The Mighty Nein (Cartoon)
02 Feb 2026
- Words:
- 11,781
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 25
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that they stole they could not keep by Idkhowtodothis
Fandom Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
03 Nov 2025
- Words:
- 4,001
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- 1
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- 3
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mcyt drabbles by Idkhowtodothis
Fandom Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
08 Sep 2025
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My unconnected mcyt drabbles
- Words:
- 4,199
- Works:
- 6
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idk i’m doing drabbles now by Idkhowtodothis
Fandom Bet (TV 2025), House of the Dragon (TV)
05 Jun 2025
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Just a place to keep my drabbles/prompt fics! Some are connected and some are not!
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- 8,880
- Works:
- 11
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- 63
Recent bookmarks
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A Casualty Rerun (Welcome To The Family) by WakingNightmares for Processpending
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
30 Jul 2025
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Once safely ensconced in the limousine, everyone released a collective breath of relief. In some cases, it would've been more appropriate to call them groans. Even Bruce couldn't stop himself from slumping a bit into his seat, glad that the circus was -for a few hours at least -finally over.
"You better appreciate this," Jason growled, as he almost threw himself into on of the side seats, spreading his arms along the back, and spreading his legs as far as possible, in a clear sign that he did not want or welcome company. "Freakin' vultures were lookin' at me like I'm their next big meal."
Bookmarked by Idkhowtodothis
05 Jul 2026
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Saturday Family Dinner by GlitterStained for Thursday26
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
01 Sep 2024
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When his terrifying crime family tracks him down, runaway Jason Todd knows his days are numbered. Meanwhile, Bruce is struggling to give his son space, the kids are too curious for their own good, and none of them can wait for family dinner.
Bookmarked by Idkhowtodothis
02 Jul 2026
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When Life Gives You Orders by ASmallVoice for Koraesdoodles
Fandoms: Red Hood: Lost Days, Batman - All Media Types
26 Apr 2026
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Slade Wilson has a contract for a kidnapping. The target turns out to be more interesting than expected.
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Bookmarked by Idkhowtodothis
28 Jun 2026
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mongrels who ain't got a penny by stillateenageabomination
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
11 May 2026
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"Jeez, you're morbid." When the kid just bared his teeth in what could be generously described as a grin, if one were to squint and generally have the vision quality of a mole, Jason turned back to the rapidly paling Tim. "You want to sweep the place for signs of Nightwing while I wrap things up with junior over here?"
"Junior," the kid scoffed, which was real fucking rich for someone who was an inch or two from being strictly categorized as fun-sized. "Fuck off."
"Hey, watch your mouth. Kids who don't know times tables aren't allowed to swear."
"I can multiply just fine, jackass."
"Hood," Tim cut in, voice squeaky like it'd been squeezed-compressed-squashed ten times over. "I don't need to keep looking for Dick. He's right there."
or, who would've thought that a de-aged Dick would be really angry, really annoying, and really attached to Jason?
(Bruce. Bruce would've thought. This might be his worst nightmare, actually.)
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Bookmarked by Idkhowtodothis
24 Jun 2026
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Dick needed a break from everything. He came to the cabin to retreat from the world while he worked through some things. He didn’t expect anyone to track him down, especially not–
“Jason?”
“Hey, Dickhead. You look like shit.”
Bookmarked by Idkhowtodothis
18 Jun 2026