15 Works by ImNotFunnny
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Close the Gap by ImNotFunnny
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
11 Jun 2026
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Eridians really are masters of material sciences and engineering. The mere idea of this sort of invention is pure science fiction on earth, but here we are. 16 light years away from my home planet and I’m looking at a real life honest-to-god avatar. The blue ones, not the cartoon. It's a human man.
After many long years of work, Rocky has finally managed to make himself human to finally close the gap between him and Grace. It'll take a bit for him to get used to this new body, but in the meantime, Grace is perfectly capable of taking control and showing Rocky what humans can really do.
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Don't Miss the Train, You'll Never See Me Again by ImNotFunnny
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
21 May 2026
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After a hundred years, Rocky had fallen unconscious and awoken to absolutely no change so many times now, he had almost gotten used to the idea that nothing would ever change again. He was trapped in purgatory, an endless, dayless, soundless loop of nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing.
Until one day, he was saved.
Rocky's pov of finding Grace, losing him, and finding him again.
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Haere Ra, Ka Hoki Mai Ano by ImNotFunnny
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
25 Apr 2026
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"Maybe the benchmark for joy simply shifts, and without anyone noticing, simpler and simpler things will elicit the same response. Abby didn't know for sure, but she didn’t think she would have felt the same right now if this event had happened 20 years ago. She wouldn’t have felt that tiny fluttering of wings in her stomach, that horrible, enticing, soul-crushing lump in her throat that she felt at that moment. Hope."
13 years after the Hail Mary blasts off, Ryland Grace's students come together to remember him.
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Settling House by ImNotFunnny
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
04 Nov 2024
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Bakugou and Kirishima, the newly adopted hybrid pets of Mina and Ochako, are getting settled into their new home.
This is 3k of nearly pure abo dog hybrid smut, written for an art exchange!
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- Part 2 of Kiribaku Hybrid Pets
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Jon Sims had always been quite skinny, her body seeming to be made of sharp angles all over. Ever since she was a little girl, she sought out softness and comfort where she could. Pillows, quilts, stuffed animals, whatever she could find to sate that desire for comfort. Fortunately for her, she found that Martin Blackwood was perfect for the job.
In which Jon loves her girlfriend's boobs, and Martin loves that Jon loves her boobs.
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Home is Where You Are by ImNotFunnny
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
09 Feb 2020
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Mina and Ochako have finally fulfilled their dream of adopting a hybrid (or two), but integrating them into their new home may bring some unexpected challenges.
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- Part 5 of Taken from Twitter
- Part 1 of Kiribaku Hybrid Pets
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Night Flight by ImNotFunnny
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Jul 2019
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The perks of being a pilot include seeing the world and getting your dick wet 40 thousand feet in the air.
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- Part 4 of Taken from Twitter
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The Lap of Luxury by ImNotFunnny
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Jul 2019
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Katsuki, like most men he knew, liked to frequent the clubs and bars of his city after nightfall, and it was on one of these completely normal outings when he saw the most beautiful creature on earth, grinding sensually onto a pole.
Bakugou took one look at cherry red locks and shining bronze skin and laid his claim right then and there. He didn't even wait until the show was over to demand his presence in the manager's office, where he ripped the dancer's booty shorts off and ate him out like a starving man.
The rest was history, Kirishima went home with him that night, and the next day all his stuff was moved out of his shitty apartment and into the Bakugou estate. Eijirou never had to dance again, and for five years now, had lived in the lap of luxury. Literally. And luxury's name was "Daddy".
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- Part 3 of Taken from Twitter
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Drop and Give Me 20 by ImNotFunnny
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
09 Jul 2019
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Bakugou's favorite subject in school has to be gym. He loved any chance to work out his adrenaline, and it was always fun to destroy his classmates at whatever sport they were playing. It would be tied with chemistry, his second favorite subject, but chem didn't have a tall, beefy, redhaired glass of water with the peachiest ass ever teaching it.
Goddamn those gym shorts are a blessing.
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- Part 2 of Taken from Twitter
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Property of Bakugou Katsuki by ImNotFunnny
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
08 Jul 2019
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It’s a well known fact that Kirishima Eijirou is one of UA’s most desirable omegas. He’s cute, thicc, and most importantly, hot as all fuck. Basically every alpha’s wet dream come to life. Except, he’s already spoken for. Quite loudly in fact. And it would be damn near suicide to fuck with his boyfriend, Bakugou Katsuki. An alpha just as well known as his counterpart, but for far different- more violent- reasons.The general policy was look, but don’t touch. Admire? Sure. Take pictures of? Go ahead. But lay a single finger on what’s his, and you’ll never see that finger again.
But Kaminari has never claimed to be the sharpest or least impulsive tool in the shed.
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- Part 1 of Taken from Twitter
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You and Me, Baby by ImNotFunnny
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Mar 2019
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Going for what you want is easier said than done, but never let it be known that Bakugou is a quitter.
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Too Much of a Good Thing by ImNotFunnny
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
13 Jan 2019
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“You’ve been bad.”
Of course, Kirishima hadn’t actually been bad. Kirishima was perfectly obedient; sweet and submissive. Usually.
Or in which Bakugou wrecks his boyfriend with a dildo gag.
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das Schicksal(n.)- German- fate, destiny, doom, fortune
Hermann chases the rabbit.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,287
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 8
- Hits:
- 134
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The First Thing by ImNotFunnny
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
04 Mar 2018
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When Aizawa woke up the first thing he noticed was the sunlight streaming in through the window to rest gently on the face of the man in his arms.
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I Think I Thought I Saw You Try by ImNotFunnny
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
09 Jan 2018
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A quiet evening in Kamurocho.
[This gave Majima pause. His eye widened to the sky, which suddenly seemed to be pouring in. The dusty pink and purple clouds of sundown were mocking him in that moment. “ We know what you don’t, we can see him and you can’t.”]