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XXX: yling Laozu DESTROYED by MONSTERCOCK in Bottoming debut!!!! by Green_Riot
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Jun 2026
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"A BOTTOM?!"
Nie Huaisang has attempted to pull some sneaky shit on Wei Ying when they've worked together in the past, but this is the icing on the fucking cake.
"Nope. I didn't agree to this. I'm out."
Nie Huaisang snaps his fingers, and an assistant appears with a suspicious looking stack of papers. "Actually," Nie Huaisang says, casually flipping to a page in the middle and pointing to the second paragraph. "You did."
"What the…?"
Wei Ying snatches the contract from his hands and is pissed to find that yes, it does indeed say, in fancy, air-tight legalese, that Wei Ying has no say in whether he is the one filling a hole or the hole itself. He checks one more time to confirm that it's his initials on the side and his signature on the final page, dated for today.
"You motherfucker."
"I'm more in the business of fucking your dad," Nie Huaisang airily replies, taking back the contract before Wei Ying can incinerate it. "Now go get your enema."
"My—! I fucking hate you." Script in hand and without another word, Wei Ying, who has served as the top in every gay pornographic film he has starred in thus far, stomps off to get his ass cleaned.
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24 Jun 2026
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Just Friends by EClairatee
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
22 Jun 2026
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"I set up a Grindr profile last night and I've received many messages of people comparing me to a catfish. Now that I know what it means, I'm relieved I haven't started responding to the messages yet."
There's a marked silence coming from the other side of the room. The needle is frozen in midair, resting on Wei Ying's index finger as he stares dumbly back at Lan Zhan. It had been a while since he'd seen him speechless. Wei Ying has a tremendous poker face and rarely lets it drop, even in times of distress. Lan Zhan wonders if he's said something wrong.
"C-can you repeat that?"
Wei Ying also never stutters, so Lan Zhan obliges him quickly. Repeating himself does nothing to quell Wei Ying's confusion. In fact, it seems to grow.
"W-hy— why— why would you do that?"
After thirteen years of pining after a best friend that's shown absolutely no interest in him, Lan Zhan decides to create a profile on Grindr and get this whole virginity thing dealt with.
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23 Jun 2026
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what lessons the future may bring by DeadBunDoNotEat
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 May 2026
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Lan Wangji's blunt fingernails dig into his palms, both fists tightly clenched. "I will not marry Wei Ying!" he declares, if only to soothe his own embarrassment.
Hanguang-jun gives him a skeptical look. "You will. Do not pretend it is unappealing to you."
"It is unappealing!" Lan Wangji springs to his feet. "I do not want him as a cultivation partner!"
A tiny sigh escapes from Hanguang-jun. "Very well, then. If you really do not want him… Wei Ying, come closer."
Wei Ying had put some distance between them when Hanguang-jun claimed Future Wei Ying as a spouse. "I… Why?"
"Kiss me and see how much you enjoy it."
"Uh-uh! No way!" Wei Ying shakes his head desperately from side to side. "I mean, unless…"
"Unless?" Hanguang-jun scoots a little bit closer.
Wei Ying eyes him suspiciously. "What if I kiss you and it does nothing for me? That'd be enough to prove your whole story is fake."
"It will not do nothing for you," Hanguang-jun says with far too much confidence. "You will like it."
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13 May 2026
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He Brought The Consigliere by RedStockings for intheeveningsunrise
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
22 Mar 2026
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When Wei Ying's work is stolen, he blurts out a desperate lie to protect himself - a lie that he is married to internationally famous lawyer Lan Zhan.
But now Lan Zhan is waiting for him outside of his workplace.
Like a mob boss, he's brought his consigliere, and an offer with two choices.Sign the cease and desist - or marry him for real.
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24 Mar 2026
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Don't your rules say not to make assumptions? by KizuKatana for humancorn
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Feb 2026
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The Cloud Recesses Guest Lectures were held every three years for disciples between the ages of fifteen and eighteen. They had three purposes.
The first (and the reason it was hosted by the Lan) was to provide a shared baseline understanding of the core cultivation topics that underpinned every sect while not divulging clan-specific approaches.
The second was to create opportunities for friendships and alliances that would reduce the chance of war between the clans.
The third, and most important, was for the clans to replenish their bloodline by finding compatible mates with strong cultivation skills. In the last month of the lectures, challenges to test compatibility could be issued.
Wei Wuxian challenges Lan Wangji, sure that they are compatible mates. The Lan refuse to allow the Challenge.
They come to regret it.
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23 Mar 2026