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    Giyuu never would have expected that he would become friends with Uzui Tengen, but life has a way of taking him by surprise.
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    Five times Giyuu didn't exactly mean to spend the night at Tengen's house and one time it was completely on purpose.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    A face that Giyū hasn’t seen in eight years looks down at him and twists itself into an expression that Giyū’s never seen before.

    “I won’t ask twice,” Sabito says. “What kind of demon are you?”

    “Sabito?” Giyū asks. His voice is barely louder than a whisper.

    (Or: Giyū gets sent to a timeline where he's dead and Sabito's alive. It's not what he expected.)

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    15 Jul 2026

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    Batman assigns the Justice League to gather intelligence on Red Hood's expanding criminal empire. Clark can't see through the lead. Diana's operative gets made in seconds. Hal discovers movie night. Barry gets speed bumps.

    Captain Marvel gets desk work.
    Billy Batson buys a bus ticket.

    (Or: a homeless twelve-year-old realizes that the crime lord of Gotham has built everything the system never gave either of them, and decides to ask for help. Jason Todd was not expecting to acquire a kid, and yet.)

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    09 Jul 2026

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    Obito stood over him, silent, his lone red eye burning with an intensity that Kakashi couldn’t quite read. The ground beneath Obito’s feet was cracked from the force of the battle they had just fought, but the world around them remained eerily still. Kakashi could barely lift his head, but he could see enough to know this was it.

    (It should have been)

    Kakashi tried to lift his head, the question on his lips barely audible. “Obito—”

    But Obito’s eye had already started glowing, the familiar, spiraling pattern of his power activating. The air around them rippled, space warping and twisting. Kakashi could feel the pull of the technique, but it felt different this time, deeper, more forceful. His heart pounded in his chest.

    (Obito should have killed him)

    The world around him tore open, the swirling void enveloping him completely. He was falling—through time, through space—ripped away from the battlefield, away from the destruction about to unfold.

    (He didn't)

    Alternately: Kakashi ends up stuck in the Witcher world and misunderstandings are created.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Aikawa Toshiro is born anew on the heels of the third shinobi war. He's clanless, average in strength, and is alive on luck alone. But he's here. And he's about to make it everyone else's problem. Life beget change, and if Konoha is so frequently likened to a tree, shouldn't it be expected to grow?

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    Chapters:
    32/?
    Collections:
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    3,124
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    07 Jul 2026

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    “Blaster: Communications Specialist.”

    “Yessir.”

    “Query: explain current position?”

    “What, you think a sound system can’t run out, guns blazing?”

    Blaster has never seen Soundwave’s face, but he’s pretty sure the mech is deadpanning at him.
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    or; what's better than being cut off from your team and taken prisoner on an alien planet? Being cut off from your team and taken prisoner on an alien planet alongside a bot who Blaster swears by Primus' sacred aft is an off-brand version of himself.

    (Soundwave disagrees, but that's besides the point.)

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Techno slammed his fists against the transparent wall of his prison, trying his best to break it down. His captors backed up, whistling anxiously to each other.

    He gave the barrier another loud crack, delightedly watching as they scrambled away in abject terror.

    Nodding in satisfaction, he turned around to meet the eyes of two other prisoners that had been thrown into his cell.

    He froze.

    Right.

    There were now aliens in his cell.

    And he probably just scared the hell out of them.

     

    Or: Humans are a dangerous race feared by all on an intergalactic scale. Techno, a human ex-soldier that was abducted by aliens 18 months ago, is biding his time in captivity.

    This changes when two young aliens are sent into his cell to die.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Fanfic of another fanfic, heavily inspired by "Operation: I am Human" by StandingBi.

    The Justice League believes Batman is a cryptid due to his tendency to use bird calls, hisses and grunts rather than words, odd mannerisms and other pieces of evidence that don't help Bruce's case. He struggles to clear the misunderstanding and continues making poor social decisions, which only fuels the fire.

    Chap 1: Hal gets the crazy idea to flash a laser pointing during a Justice League meeting. Bruce believes a sniper has somehow broken into headquarters, and chases after the laser. Everyone gravely misinterprets the situation, believing it to be some sort of instinctual urge. It spirals into something comedic, and entirely avoidable.

    + Various instances of the JL charting Bruce’s poor social skills to an animalistic instinct.

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    4/?
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    25 Jun 2026

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    Ghost had been sure, many times in his life, that he had the worst luck in the world. Now, he could make that the worst luck in the fucking universe. Getting captured by aliens wasn't his idea of a nice Sunday, yet here he was.

    The 141 knows very little about humans. They're fearsome, dangerous creatures from an even worse planet. The few expeditions foolish enough to get close disappeared entirely. The one report salvaged from a lucky ship, a long time ago, isn't really helping.
    They have to figure out what to do with the one in front of them.

    Or, humans are space orcs but make it COD.

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    32/?
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    24 Jun 2026

  10. Rec 73

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    One of the best ways to show a bot from another Tribe that you are very serious about pursuing them is to actually pursue them. Then catch them, then tie them up and... Well. The steps varry depending on a miriad of factors.

    But at least the steps are very clearly defined. The legends and stories are plentiful. The protocol is solid.

    And Prowl is much better at social interractions when he has a solid protocol to rely on.

    So that's how he plans to respond to Jazz's flirtation.

    Jazz honestly didn't expect that.

    Not that he's complaining.

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    Chapters:
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    21 Jun 2026

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    Cursed spirits are usually born knowing what they were supposed to do, apparently.

    "Apparently" is pretty dubious because Obito was not exactly born but more like spat out of death's stomach with absolutely no idea of what to do next.

    On the upside (more like downside) there's a Kakashi-look alike with a god complex and Obito really wants to fist fight god.

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    There's a new curse that Gojo Satoru has the perfect conspiracy theory for. (To be fair, no one takes interdimensional ninja into account.)

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    Chapters:
    70/?
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    20 Jun 2026

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    Checking in with the tac mech who's clearly not digging this party is just polite. It turns out way better than Jazz'd hoped, though! Turns out Prowl's great! And also kinda faceblind.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    There were so many moments in his life that he looked back on with shame, that picking just one to label as his 'worst' seemed like an almost comical impossibility.

    It was only a matter of time until it was his turn. He could only hope that, when the final knell tolled, the others would do him the decency of looking the other way.

    Getting bored of the repetitive nature of the games, the Spectre employs a new trick to set its captives on edge in their free time by making the survivor's relive their worst memories in front of a captive audience.

    007n7 is the latest victim, and things come to light that he would have preferred stay buried forever.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    In the upheaval and chaos of Optimus Prime’s first vorn of leadership a heavily gravid Prowl finds himself in battle against the commander who wants him court-martialed and the mechs who want to take his creation for their own.

    Dissolutioned with Prime’s orders Jazz finds himself drawn from the shadows into the Praxian’s side. Jazz is not the shadow Prowl fears most. There is another who he fears is watching, waiting for the opportunity to reclaim him and the perfect lifeform he is carrying.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Prowl just wants to know why his weight keeps getting brought up.
    (Incidentally also a 5+1: Five times Prowl was left out of the joke and one time he was clued in.)

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Prowl is the new mech on the force, and everyone wants a piece of him. Jazz takes on the challenge of getting the pretty Praxian into his berth. But when Jazz catches feelings, will Prowl believe he's being genuine?

    In which poor decisions are made, and Prowl is left to deal with the consequences.

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    Comments:
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    10 Jun 2026

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    Prowl meets the new mech at Uraya Base, Jazz. But all may not be quite as it seems... Prowl regrets everything. Please heed the tags.

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    Chapters:
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    08 Jun 2026

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    Julian doesn't know where he is or what exactly is going on, but he's a giant robot that can transform into a plane, so he might as well have fun with it.

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    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
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    10,466

    04 Jun 2026

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    Hakoda just wants to destroy the Fire Navy, is that so much to ask?
    Apparently yes, as his second in command drags in a net containing one half drowned fire prince with a severe brain injury. He can't justify tossing him back like the crew wants, so he will just keep him prisoner until they make it to port and then he's the Earth Kingdom's problem.
    (Does it count as imprisonment if he's allowed to run around the ship as he pleases?)

    Hakoda and the crew slowly adopt a brain damaged fire prince. Just another day at sea.

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    Chapters:
    37/?
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    29 May 2026

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    A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:

    The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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    (01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-

    Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-

    Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.

    Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-

    Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.

    Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
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    50,089

    28 May 2026

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