IncoherentTalesofTails

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    Sampo's mouth is parted in suprise and he blinks for a moment, staring only at the plain black, velvet collar around Gepard's neck.

    Suddenly, he smiles. Wide and unabashed. Gepard isn't sure if it's that or the way green eyes snap back to his or even how Sampo's fingers tease along the line of the collar, but preservation he feels his blood boiling for it. A burning under his skin surely painting his cheeks with the fire.

    "You're a bane on my everyday," Gepard whispers so awfully instead of acknowledging it. "I don't like you at all."

    "Yeah," Sampo hums, eyes crinkling with his amusement. "So I've heard."

    And then, like something truly, utterly appalling, those fingers curl over the edge of his collar. Prying between skin and soft velvet and tugging; a hint of what it could be like to give in to this, and Gepard is here to have someone make him give in.

    Maybe that person is Sampo Koski.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Mydei's career choice of being a exorcist who exorcises demons for a living is rather annoying considering he can't actually exorcise them on his own and depends on his assigned partner for it; Phainon.

    If only life were simple.
    If only Phainon wasn't also the king of demons in his spare time.

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    14 Apr 2026

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    Phainon scoffs, lip pulled back in a snarl that is more endearing than it is intimidating. "Does playing with your food usually make it taste better?"

    Mydei hums, pretending to actually consider Phainon's question. "That depends," he rumbles, voice pitched to a depth he usually reserves for his more stubborn quarry.

    "On?" His voice is strained again. Forcing the word out before he swallows dryly, eyes searching—is he in danger, or is the alpha simply toying with him? It lends itself well to what he's asking, he supposes.

    "Whether it will heighten the thrill of the chase."

    It's just Phainon's luck that a lion wanders into his personal sanctuary, almost drowns, and then—for whatever reason—keeps coming back.

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    01 Apr 2026

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    Mydei sniffed, his eyebrows furrowing, and his jaw went slack in realization. A subtly sweet, musky scent permeated the air, the Chimera hybrid looking up at him through lidded eyes, lips slightly parted, with his head tilted as though baring his neck to him.

    The implication of the position suddenly became painfully apparent. Mydei flustered—careful not to make any sudden movements as he settled back onto his haunches. He still didn't fully trust that the chimera wouldn't lunge at him and attempt to tear out his throat if given the opportunity.

    Or, that would have been the case—if he hadn't noticed the hybrid deliberately spreading his legs for him instead. Pale thighs splayed wide in silent invitation, with just the spade-shaped tip of his tail coyly hiding his sex from view, the moonlight filtering in through the foliage caught on the slick sticking to the hybrid's inner-thighs—

    "This—" Mydei began, wheezing, "Your nest was—We... disturbed your nest."

    Titans. Mydei shouldn't have answered the page.

    Mydei's expertise starts and ends with the wildlife... So why is he cohabiting with a chimera hybrid on the brink of heat who keeps trying to seduce him?

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    25 Mar 2026

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    “It’s called the Deliverer.” Cipher waggled her eyebrows and then lowered her voice conspiratorially. “Only for our strongest customers.”

    “The Deliverer is not for sale,” Phainon interrupted from the counter.

    Mydei blinked between the two of them in bafflement; Cipher looked like a cat that had caught a particularly fat canary, and Phainon looked like he wanted to throw himself over the counter and through the windows.

    mydei: dildo seller, i am going into heat and i need your largest dildo.

    phainon: you cannot handle our largest dildo.

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    22 Mar 2026