IneffableCritter



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    After Crowley loses his flat, Aziraphale insists he move in with him. Everything should be tickety-boo between them — so why is Crowley busy cleaning and organizing all of the clutter in the bookshop?

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    06 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 20

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    Crowley had been asexual his entire life. He knew this - not in a hesitant, uncertain way, but in the kind of very fucking obvious, matter-of-fact way, like how he knew that the sky is blue or that gravity pulled downward. The idea of sex didn’t disgust him; it simply held no appeal. It seemed... messy. Unnecessary. Possibly even a little boring. Too repetitive, too mundane, too grounded for his restless, overactive mind.

    So why was Crowley suddenly dreaming of Aziraphale’s body?

    It was a direct contradiction of what Crowley had always believed about himself. His so-called asexuality. His so-called heterosexuality. His identity. His peace.

    And it didn’t help that Aziraphale had a girlfriend.

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    Or - Crowley and Aziraphale discover demisexuality.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    After a long day at the garage, Ed settles in for some alone time at a quiet bar. But when he begins to attract some unwanted attention, a handsome stranger steps in to help take matters into his own hands. Ed’s more than okay with it.

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    01 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 52

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    When a human tries to seduce Aziraphale, he sends him on his way with a scolding. But Crowley arrives soon after, and he can tell someone put their hands on his angel.

     

    Inspired by the Gleafer artwork of the same name.

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    01 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    For the OLHTS Holiday Exchange Prompt:

    Crowley playing the bongos like Bongo cat. Aziraphale is full of questions while Crowley is just trying to have fun.

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    29 Jun 2026