InsaneLiam

InsaneLiam



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    Has JARVIS always been the way he is shown in the MCU? Was he the perfect AI right from the start? Not in this tale.
    JARVIS started as a clever piece of code and grew to be more. This is an evolutionary tale from "Hello World" to "At your service, Sir" and beyond. After all, one word can change the whole world.
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    At this point Tony was laughing so hard that tears streamed down his face. Harder than he did in years. Between hiccups and giggles he ordered JARVIS to stop the simulation. The following silence carried a note of mortification. JARVIS managed to summarize the whole endeavor in one carefully worded sentence:

    "I know nothing about humans, Sir."
    "True." Tony replied, fighting renewed laughter, "But you are surprisingly adept at creatively killing them."
    "Thank you." JARVIS answered dryly, "It seems to be remarkably easy, Sir."

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    KeeKee leaves Lucifer a present, to express affection. This gives him the absolute worst possible idea. Somehow, it works anyway.

    Lucifer looks down at his hands, covered in blood, at the heart clutched in them, at the split-open chest gaping like an open maw between his feet, and blinks. “Maybe I should have just asked him to dinner first.”

    Written for radioapple week 2024, day 2: enemies / pining

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    24 Jun 2026

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    What if Alastor had been present for Charlie's blow up at her father and witnessed Lucifer cowering behind the couch?

    A little emotional hurt/comfort fic to heal the Lucifer feels

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    22 Jun 2026

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    He hadn’t even managed to put on shoes when Charlie’s loud, desolated groan at the other end of the hotel had made him rush out of his room, and his slippers and the hems of his pyjama bottoms were slowly getting soaked through. Why the fuck had he even bothered to change? He loved Charlie (see constants no. 1-4), but even he had to admit his current discomfort was solely the result of the list of healthy bedtime rituals she’d organised for him when, allegedly, the bags under his eyes had started developing a gravitational pull.

    In which Lucifer has insomnia, the hotel is moderately alive, and Alastor is in over his head.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Alastor has always been an opportunist. When a good opportunity falls into his lap like a red apple fell onto Sir Isaac Newton's head, he'll take it and use it to his best benefit. But the thing Alastor finds a little bit pathetic about himself is that, unfortunately, he IS also an Altruist. Besides, sometimes replanting that apple, making it grow and thrive, could bring him more benefits than gorging on it the second he gets it.

    Written after s2e5 and s2s6 aired! So spoilers up to then, but not for future episodes!

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Lucifer knew what happened. He knew it the second he laid eyes on Alastor while stuck in that godawful fish-bowl trap that Vox had concocted.

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    21 Jun 2026