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    [A story that is the perfect sweet spot between an irreverent, darkly comic POV and quiet alien ritual soul bond story.]

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    Max expected a mundane animal behavior consult when she was called down to a research station in butt-fuck-nowhere-Texas — maybe a rogue military mutt, tops. What she got was a seven and a half foot tall beast of alien muscle radiating the energy of someone who's fought gods — and possibly won.

    As the only person within five miles with common sense, Max is shoved into the unlikely role of accidental co-conspirator. When her new 'assignment' busts out, he brings Max along for the ride — whether she likes it or not.

    What follows isn't just a galactic fuck-up. Mutual apprehension spirals into uneasy trust, a cultural collision, and a growing connection that neither of them knows what to do with—or wants to admit. They both realize quickly that they've bitten off more than they can chew: Max, with a creeping suspicion that she might be the biggest pervert ever; and her companion–kidnapper, learning the hard way that humans are, hands down, the most annoying creatures in the galaxy.

    Turns out, the scariest part of first contact is catching feelings.

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    Will is Hannibal's younger brother.

    That goes about as well as you would expect.

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    27 Mar 2026

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    In a universe where the dungeon never opens, Carl finds out that he still has living family. Fresh off his breakup with Beatrice, he decides to uproot his life, take Donut, and move to Iowa. Carl finds his family, and someone else finds Carl. Whether that's good for him or not depends on who you ask.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    “As far as I can tell,” you say, “there is currently one person in here that could hope to know what the fuck that feels like, even just a little. He also has very beautiful feet, and he’s very good at killing things, which are like, my two biggest kinks.”

    (A System AI character study.)

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    08 Mar 2026

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    The man waved a hand at her from the doorway. “Hi, Donut.”

    Princess Donut narrowed her eyes at him.

    “Come on, Carl”, Miss Beatrice said, taking his hand and pulling him towards the bedroom. The man nearly stumbled on Princess Donut’s precious Mouse toy that lay on the floor. They both giggled drunkenly. Princess Donut sighed. Another of these kinds of manservants. Princess Donut watched them go, judging harshly.

    Carl. She rolled that name around in her mind. Carl.

    It was a good enough name, she supposed.

    Life through Princess Donut's eyes before the Collapse.

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    07 Mar 2026