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A.Z. Fell & Co: The Yelp Chronicles by The_Rogue_Bard
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Jun 2026
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When Maggie opens a Yelp-page for Aziraphale's bookshop, nobody is prepared for a bunch of conspiracy theorists to find it. Unfortunately they do, and now they're trying to prove that the shop's owner must be a vampire, a hypnotist, or even something as outlandish as an angel. It probably doesn't help that Crowley keeps encouraging them...
But despite that, even the sane parts of the internet seem to be having a blast following the bookshop's history through war, fire, romance, temporary abandonment, two entire apocalypses, and a tooth-rottingly sweet happy ending – all through the lens of a couple of Yelp reviews.
The Second Coming is brewing– without Aziraphale. Not that Crowley has seen him since he walked out of the bookshop after their kiss. But at least there had been messages! (Crowley may have blocked every new account Aziraphale came up with, but that’s not the point!)
Crowley, adopted as a friend by the humans, has recruited half an unwilling army to save the world, consisting of Anathema, Newt, Nina, Maggie, Adam, The Them, Warlock and a Youtuber. There’s only one way to find out where Aziraphale has vanished to: Walk straight up to the entire Heavenly Host and steal the Book of Life.
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08 Jun 2026
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The black tomcat eyed Aziraphale from his perch, his long, thin tail flicking with apparent disapproval. His jaws stretched in a wide yawn, displaying his nonchalance, and his golden eyes blinked slowly. With them closed, he could almost be mistaken for a shadow on the backdrop of the alley’s brick wall.
“Who’re you, then?” He asked, in a gravelly, hoarse voice that suggested disuse. He did not move, save for the flicking tip of his tail, and the flexing of his paws as he unsheathed his claws.
Crowley is a long-abandoned, hardened street cat; angry, wary, guarded against anyone intruding on the fragile peace he had carved out for himself.
Aziraphale is an anxious housecat, who's just wondering why his owners had thrown him to the streets. He's certain it must've be some sort of mistake.
(Ineffable Husbands AU: they're cats. This is as ridiculous as it is angsty.
Originally completed in January of 2024; fully re-written/edited in June of 2026.)Series
- Part 18 of Good Omens Fics
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06 Jun 2026
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How to Summon an Angel (By Proxy) by WitchFlame (RachelMcN)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 May 2020
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Aziraphale follows the fading ripple of the summon to a demon's side.
It happens again.
And again. And again.
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19 May 2026
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A Demon's Perspective by WitchFlame (RachelMcN) for PlayingOnInsane
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
09 May 2020
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He steps into a rip in space that should not exist and feels the world flip as the summoning takes him.
Crowley stands or kneels in the interior of a circle while an angel looks up at the resulting ethereal ripple and stretches their wings.
Existence on the other side of a summon is fraught with perils.
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- English
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- 9,227
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19 May 2026
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Chauncey and Stede's walk in the woods is interrupted by other officers, and Chauncey's lie spells bigger trouble for Stede.
Ed comes looking, later, finding Stede with his wife and family, badly injured.
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03 May 2026
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An OFMD AU of the movie Armageddon.
As a planet destroying asteroid hurdles through space toward Earth, Stede Bonnet and his crew at NASA enlist the help of Edward Teach, the world's best deep-core driller, and his own crew of misfits to save the world.
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29 Apr 2026
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Bramblewood by ixwin
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Watership Down - Richard Adams, Watership Down (1978)
01 May 2026
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That night, Stede gnawed the wooden support even thinner. Then he tilted his head to one side; gripped the bottom part of it in his teeth and pulled. He felt the wood splintering, and then it snapped. As he pulled it upwards, the wire netting attached to it lifted as well, creating a gap between it and the floor. He took the netting in his teeth, grimacing at the acrid metallic taste of it, and bent it further. Eventually the gap was just big enough for him to squeeze under.
He stared at the gap in slight disbelief. Although this had been his plan all along, it was somehow only now hitting him that this was happening. His heart was beating faster and his mouth felt dry. He licked his paws and started grooming his face, which helped calm him a little.
Stede is a domestic rabbit, frustrated and bored with his monotonous life. Ed is a wild rabbit: chief of a highly successful warren, but equally frustrated and bored. When Stede escapes and makes his way to Ed’s warren they feel an immediate kinship. But then a new threat emerges and they must use all their ingenuity to save their warren from being destroyed…
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22 Apr 2026
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I’ll Tend to the Flames, You Can Worship the Ashes by Quepasta_003
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Feb 2026
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This fic starts in the time in between Season 1 and Season 2, and for the first bit focuses on how Izzy lost the rest of his toes then goes into how he responds to Stede coming back and Edward being alive and all that. Should be a fun trip.
Important to note that I’ve extended the timeline from the one that the show vaguely alludes to. The fic spans ~4 months and is caught up to S2E6.
Title from "Ashes" by the Longest Johns.
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22 Feb 2026
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Izzy Hands wished that fucking bullet had just ended it, most days. There are worse fates than dying in battle, after all.
No longer sea-worthy, he leaves the Revenge, and his bleak, unexpectedly long life stretches out like a curse in front of him: cold, hungry, bitter, and alone. Forgotten.
Stede and Ed, however, have softer plans for him.
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28 Jan 2026
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Izzy looks over at Stede, gingerly attempting to coo at a cat that hates him while she shreds his expensive, fancy slippers to pieces. His heart aches in a new and terrible way that has nothing to do with Ed, for once. ‘If you’re sure.’
The smile Stede gives him is warm, a weighty significance to it that Izzy doesn’t know how to read. ‘I am.’
Or, Izzy finds himself at the centre of the ocean's weirdest found family, and acquires two boyfriends along the way.
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- 10/11
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12 Jan 2026
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At the end of Episode 9, Edward Teach returned to the Revenge...but this time he's delayed a day. It's only one day. What difference could a single day make?
For context, the mutiny took about five minutes.
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03 Jan 2026
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Finally, at 42, pop star Edward Teach is about to get his fairytale ending. He’s got the perfect guy—handsome, kind, patient, and most importantly: crazy about Ed. When his boyfriend proposes, it should be an easy yes, yes, a million times yes! There’s just one problem. Ed’s kinda sorta already married, and he hasn’t spoken to the guy in seventeen years.
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- Part 1 of Right Where You Left Me
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- English
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- 252,835
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- 39/39
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27 Dec 2025
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When one left their wife and declared that they were gay, certain expectations tended to follow. Expectations that said person would get a boyfriend rather than show up to every party alone, for example.
So Stede had fibbed a little. For the last two months, he’d had an extremely handsome and kind boyfriend who was also extremely busy. The lie worked well, until he ran into Mary in the grocery store and accidentally said he was shopping with his boyfriend. Stede grabbed the first guy he saw by his leather-clad arm.
“I’ll buy your groceries for a month if you pretend to be my boyfriend,” Stede whispered in the guy's ear. He hauled the guy around to face Mary and Doug.
“What the fu—“ Grocery Store Guy started to say, but Stede stomped on his foot to shut him up.
(In which Stede needs a fake boyfriend, and Izzy gets dragged into the chaos)
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23 Dec 2025
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Stede stares at Ed, whose expression is eager. “Why do you want to know all this?”
Ed shrugs and grins. “Stede, c’mon.” He raises his eyebrows. “Of course I wanna know how often you dreamed about penetrating Izzy with your sword.”
When Stede tells Ed and Izzy he's had dreams about killing Izzy, Ed doesn't react like Stede thought it would.
For some reason, Ed thinks the dream means Stede wants to have sex with Izzy.
Stede is less convinced, but agrees to give it some thought.Bookmarked by JMFoxen
14 Dec 2025
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Ed is a dragon who has been terrorizing a suburban neighborhood for decades; Stede is the local outreach for wildlife rescue.
We will earn that E rating.
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08 Sep 2025
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Stede, once house cat, leaves his home to become the leader of a clan of stray cats. As leader, he offers rogues Edward and Izzy a place in his clan, if only Izzy would accept.
This is a Warrior Cats-inspired AU, not a Warrior Cats AU (there is a difference).
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25 Aug 2025
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The Last Of Me by Phantom531
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), The Last of Us (Video Games), The Last of Us (TV)
10 Apr 2026
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Izzy has been searching for his ex-husband since the outbreak. Alone. But he saves a stranger from a Clicker and realizes how alone he's been.
For Izzy Hands Bingo 2025 prompts Masturbation and Camping
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- 16/16
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09 Aug 2025
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Izzy's Guide to Dragons by MissTimewise (Aubrie1234)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies)
28 Jul 2025
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Izzy Hands had never planned to interact with dragons, except maybe to fight them off for one reason or another. He had never planned to meet a man who thought a dragon was his best friend. He had also never planned to raise one himself.
And yet, here he was, all thanks to fuckin' Stede Bonnet.
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29 Jul 2025
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The Narwhal is the Unicorn of the Sea by LaceratedLullabies
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
31 Jul 2025
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Written for the OFMD Reverse Big Bang 2025
Izzy Hands dies after being shot, but death is not the end for those blessed by Calypso. Those buried at sea may return as something more than human, and as Izzy adjusts to his new life, his crewmates' long-held secrets come to light.
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- English
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- 7,695
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- 5/5
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24 Jul 2025
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Stede waited for the voices to disappear back into the jungle before he let himself peer out from behind the rock he had hastily thrown himself off when he’d realised they were there.
“Oh my god,” he said to himself. “Humans!”
The others would need to know about this. Humans were bad news. Very bad news. He dove into the waterfall pool and swam as fast as his tail could push him through the water.Edward Teach is a university professor, finally funded for his dream expedition. Along with Izzy, Fang and Ivan, he’s deep in the jungle seeking out exciting archaeological discoveries when he makes a much more surprising, and intriguing, discovery.
Stede is the Keeper of the Mother Spring, The Night Guardian, and it’s his job to keep humans away from his people. When a handsome stranger with long hair, a beard, and pictures painted into his skin turns up, will he be able to fulfil his duties?
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- 40,580
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- 22/22
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23 Jul 2025