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Hermione practising some self love.
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Hermione taking a moment of peace.
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Eight year Draco Malfoy having a midnight smoke.
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When a cardinal smashes into the Manor windows during a violent storm, Draco's house arrest becomes far more interesting. A broken wing leads to an unlikely friendship between boy and bird. But not everything it at it seems.
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15 May 2026
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An Interview with the Character: a Writer's Rant by TrillbySkinner
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Jan 2025
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After writing hundreds of thousands of words of Dramione Fan Fiction- and a particularly trying week where certain characters got out of hand MULTIPLE times, The writer had to have a little chat with the endlessly interesting Draco Malfoy.
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- Part 5 of Trillbys one shots
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27 Apr 2026
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Your Evil Pet Butt Plug: A Guide to Proper Care and Handling by CopperCatbird for BlueBeards_Wife
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Feb 2026
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What Harry wanted: to spend a lazy Saturday morning in the garden, with his cup of coffee and nothing to do. What Harry got: a cursed butt plug, sent by a vicious owl and accompanied by a threatening note. A cursed, semi-animate pet butt plug that hovered at arse-level and veered wildly between ominous and adorable.
Or: Harry avoids the embarrassment of going to his crush (one Draco Malfoy, a curse-breaker, who could certainly help him) by developing a new hobby as a sex toy investigator.
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24 Apr 2026
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A Series of Rather Unfortunate Events by TheWitchfluencer for SilverDragonGemini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Apr 2026
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"An off book assignment to a middle-of-nowhere muggle village where we are forced to stay overnight at an inn with only one bed…" Draco raised a brow. "It's highly suspicious.”
Her eyes flashed. “And just what exactly are you implying?”
"I’m implying that I have read this book before, Granger.”
Her lips twitched but she denied him her full smile. “I see. Well then please enlighten me, what happens next?”
“Oh it’s terrible,” he tsked. “If the tropes are to be believed, we are all but doomed by forced proximity.”
ORA hilariously self-aware "Only one bed at the inn" Dramione Minific
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24 Apr 2026
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BEEN TO HELL AND BACK, I CAN SHOW YOU VOUCHERS by WhatMurdah
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Feb 2026
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Draco came to, naked, sprawled across the pentagram on the worn floorboards of the inn’s rented room. He lifted his head. His body had smeared the chalk and the salt on re-entry.
His tailbone hurt.
His head hurt.
He was thirsty.
Draco slowly pushed up to sitting. His wand was in his hand. His whole spine hurt. Something grazed his leg—his head whipped around, making the headache flare. A mouse? A rat? This room was disgusting.
No—
Hold on—
Draco twisted to look behind him.
F**K.
He had a tail.
Draco Malfoy—now an Unspeakable assigned to the Death Room—went to Hell and came back with a tail. Hermione Granger wants to help. Theo Nott doesn’t.
BEEN TO HELL AND BACK, I CAN SHOW YOU VOUCHERS is inspired by the bureaucratic implications of the titular Lil Wayne bar and me reading three books about Cardan Greenbriar because I thought there would be tail smut.
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- Part 1 of DRACO MALFOY HAS A SLUTTY LITTLE TAIL
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