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    “Sweetheart, your pretty little head is so silly. For every photocard I make of ugly hockey men, I make two of my gorgeous, radiant, pulchritudinous boyfriend. Sometimes three.”

    A smile breaks through the heated haze of Shane’s expression. “You’ve been using the thesaurus Dad got you for Christmas?”

    “I will beat Yuna Hollander at Scrabble one day,” Ilya declares against Shane’s hip bone.

    In the year between the Cottage and the Centaurs, Ilya misses Shane more than ever. Svetlana’s teenage cousin offers a coping method: Kpop-style Shane Hollander photocards to stare at all day long. It's a shame carrying around pictures of fellow hockey players is just not socially acceptable.

    …At least, not yet.
     
    (AKA: Ilya's mission to desensitize the hockey world to his Hollander fanboyisms, and the NHL players that suffer for it.)

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    10 Jul 2026

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    I love them so much omg, so many iconic moments too good god

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    At first Ilya thinks it’s some kind of deformed bear. Then he sees the weird little claw-things it has instead of paws, and realizes it’s a massive stuffed sloth.

    “Looks like someone’s going all-out this year,” Bood says from behind him.

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    Or: Ilya and Shane might be spending their first Valentine's Day as a married couple apart, but Shane's not letting that stop him.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    imagine Heated Rivalry but with a slapdash of magical realism, ghosts, and the slowly dawning realization of just how much Shane and Ilya have to gain, if only they could figure their shit out. featuring: the most supportive team in the world (the Bears), the seething underbelly of malice (Montreal), and three tiny babies (boston's rookies), who just want to meet their stepmom.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    love the magical realism!!! love the rookies!! and how Montreal can still be the most evil!

    WIP, part 5 (3/4)

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    troybarrett if u can read this im free on thurs @censational · Oct 23, 2022
    Ilya Rozanov getting cancelled for having an Asian fetish was NOT on my 2022 bingo but here we are #ilyarozanovisoverparty

    kari ˚⟡˖ ࣪ @pikesplacee · Oct 23, 2022
    the question of “why shane hollander of all players” finally makes sense now I guess… #ilyarozanovisoverparty

    vi @mooncatvi · Oct 23, 2022
    you mean the hockey player I liked isn't a good person? 🥺 you mean the stripper doesn't love me? 🥺 #ilyarozanovisoverparty

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    09 Jun 2026

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    minding my business @hollapikerstrike · Oct 26, 2022
    Replying to @prisworld
    ok wait between svetlana and shane…have we considered that rozanov has a biracial kink?

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    “You are planning to rob me or what?” He hears Rozanov call, and he can’t help but smile slightly even as he rolls his eyes, closing the door to the linen closet and feeling strangely lighter than when he opened it, reassured that he’s just trying to read into a blank page, that today doesn’t mean anything more than Rozanov doesn’t mind him being around, which is strangely flattering.

    “I don’t know,” he calls back. “Don’t Russians like diamonds and fur and stuff? Where should I start looking if I want to know what my options are?”

    He hears Rozanov laugh, and it makes him smile.

    When he joins him in the living room once more, Rozanov tugs him down to lean against him again. Shane goes easier this time, settling into it, knowing it doesn’t mean anything other than the fact that he just happens to be the closest warm body, the person on Rozanov’s roster who filled today’s slot.

    (the tuna meltdown doesn't happen) (this does not mean they get ANY better at communication)

    (or: how shane didn't realize he had a boyfriend for several months)

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    05 Jun 2026

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    “See you in the rink, Shane.”

    The last word comes with enough of a delay that Shane has his mouth open to respond to the first part of the statement before it registers, and then he turns back, heart rate increasing at once, back to newness but in a way that feels a little too heavy this time, blurring the lines of casual into-

    “Sorry you’re going to lose, but at least you had good night before, yes?”

    Ah, Shane thinks, with a wave of relief that makes his hold on the doorknob structurally integral to him remaining on his feet, now he gets it.

    Chirping.

    It’s a new one, Rozanov breaking out a first name to tease someone with, but Shane thinks he can safely flatter himself that they’re probably better acquaintances than most of the people Rozanov pisses off for his own enjoyment. The thought–bizarre as it is–makes him smile faintly, feeling oddly special at getting his own personalized method of trying to fuck with him.

    It also makes it easy to know how to return it.

    “In your fucking dreams, Ilya.”

    The way Rozanov grins says he’s happy Shane caught onto the joke.

    Spoilers:
    Ilya asks to be less casual while in Tuna Melt time (which doesn’t truly happen), things get lost in Shane's mind so he thinks they’re just more friends now. Ilya continues to be giddy that they’re different now, Shane without context of being boyfriends misses all the signals of what is happening. He and Rose meet and get to be friends, Ilya’s a bit jealous. Comes to a bed in All Stars that Shane tells Ilya he likes him and finds out they’ve been boyfriends for a bit