Jet_M_Doods
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Six Ways to Sunday by Jet_M_Doods
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman and Robin (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood - Fandom
13 Nov 2023
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It's been roughly 6 months since Jason and Tim came to an understanding which is just long enough for Jason to start realizing what exactly he's signed up for by offering to be a brother. When Tim calls him for the first time with an actual problem, he catches Jason in the middle of a prolonged eternal crisis and in no condition to be the help he needs. Despite his misgivings, Jason goes to help his brother but has no intention of filling him in on his own problems. His plan is to get in, save the day and bounce before the questions start. Gotham has other plans.
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- Part 3 of Red vs Red
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Two Reds Don't Make It Right by Jet_M_Doods
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
29 Sep 2019
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Tim’s expression suddenly sharpened, and Jason felt like he was being scanned. It was uncomfortable, but he forced himself not to fidget.
“What is this? Are you trying to reach out fuckup to fuckup? Because….”
“Jesus Christ kid. How the HELL do you fit so much cynicism in such a tiny body? I came here because I’m trying to stop being a huge piece of shit of a brother. There’s obviously something wrong with you whether you want to admit it or not and NOONE ELSE appears to be bothered. If even I think that’s incredibly fucked then someone should have taken care of this a long ass time ago. So excuse me if I’m not the cavalry you’ve been waiting for but I’m the one that’s here. Shit.”
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- Part 2 of Red vs Red
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The Warehouse by Jet_M_Doods
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Under the Red Hood, Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood: Lost Days
20 Apr 2015
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Red Hood has been minding his own business since he arrived in Gotham. Too bad Batman doesn't see it that way.
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- Part 1 of Red vs Red
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When Scott finds out how badly Liam was affected by the Berserkers, he decides that he needs to find a way to connect with his Beta fast before their lack of a relationship starts affecting the rest of the pack. During a bonding trip, things go south when Scott and Mason disappear and Liam and Stiles are left to figure out what happened.
Excerpt: The room was utterly silent now and he felt himself beginning to relax. After several tense minutes spent trying to convince himself that he was just crazy and paranoid, he resolved to prove to himself that he was being taunted by his own imagination again.
He couldn’t stop the watery sigh from escaping and when he wasn’t immediately attacked, he took it as a sign that he could finally open his eyes. He made himself a promise to talk to Scott the next time he saw him. He was going to need to some tips on coping if this was going to continue.With a final groan, he flopped over onto his back, limbs spread like a starfish under the comforter. He stretched like a cat, and then finally opened his eyes. And then he screamed.
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The trip home is a blur for Stiles. He passes the time by staring blankly out of the dirty van windows, his right arm crushed by the way he is leaning into his father’s side. It’s wholly uncomfortable but he can’t be bothered to care.
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Red vs Red by Jet_M_Doods
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman and Robin (Comics), Red Hood - Fandom, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood: Lost Days, Red Robin (Comics), Under the Red Hood
13 Nov 2023
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There's a dark side in all of us. Sometimes it's just a little more obvious.
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Harry unintentionally opens a portal to a long forgotten test hidden in Hogwarts. Stuck in an enchanted world faced with the realisation that no one will be able to find him, he logically decides to set out and complete the trials that await. Only, the place is covered in extinct Magical Beasts and all the instructions are written in incomprehensible Ancient Runes.
So, really, it’s a very good thing he managed to bring Draco Malfoy along to help.
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It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.
This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.
When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.
How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?
Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!
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The reality of it settles over Draco like a bucket of freezing cold water. Harry has been kept in that tower his whole life, living a half life so the man he calls a father never dies. And the only twisted, fucked up love he’s ever known is from the man who did this to him.
And yet there Harry is, smiling, bright as gold.
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Once upon a time, a golden prince fell in love with a thief.
(Tangled AU)
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25 Feb 2026
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After a long, bloody war, Draco Malfoy just wants to do something good with his life for a change, and resolves to become a healer. But magical society refuses to make it easy for him, and an increasingly dramatic series of events—all of them instigated by Harry Potter—get him kicked out of med school, force him to live in exile, and threaten to destroy the new life he’s trying so desperately to build.
But Harry isn’t instigating anything—at least not on purpose. He’s just trying to work up the nerve to ask him out. His efforts don’t appear to be going great.
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Draco thought he could avoid Potter for the duration of his brief return to England. He’d stick to his schedule and be back home in Paris, where he belonged, in a few short months. No trouble at all. He had plenty to occupy him, what with the opening of the London branch of his successful apothecary, his innovative research, drinks with Pansy, a backlog of unread potions periodicals.
Except Head Auror Potter is everywhere — in Draco's chair, at his door, in his dreams. All six feet of motorbike-riding, combat-boot-wearing, sex-hair-sporting Saviour of the World packed into one unfairly fetching uniform. Potter won’t leave Draco the bloody hell alone, won’t let him breathe, let him forget, let him sleep.
Because no matter how fast Draco Malfoy runs, Harry Potter is always hot on his heels.
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Bookmarked by Jet_M_Doods
10 Dec 2025