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    What the title says. About 11 years ago (from my perspective; relativity is weird) I was launched into space onboard the Hail Mary to figure out a solution to the Astrophage problem. Now I live on an alien planet I call Erid, in the 40-Eridani system. Yes, I’m actually Ryland Grace. Ask me anything.

    Also, can someone please tell me if Eva Stratt is alive? And ideally send me a video of you punching her in the face? Guess that’s a long shot, but it can’t hurt to ask.

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    Grace and Rocky figure out how to connect to Earth's internet from Erid. They may not have thought this through.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    The engineer takes my hand. His skin runs hot. Very hot. He doesn't let go at what I would gauge as a socially-acceptable handshake time interval. Are we just holding hands in the middle of the lab-workshop space? Guess we are.

    "I'm Rocky," he finally introduces himself. He has a hint of an accent, something lilting, melodic. I can't really place it.

    "Rocky," I repeat, slowly. "Like the movies?"

    "No," Rocky deadpans, giving me a look like I'm stupid. "Like the rocks."

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Jacaerys Velaryon, former Prince of Dragonstone and dutiful heir to the Iron Throne, dies a tragic, agonizing hero’s death at the Battle of the Gullet, fully expecting the sweet release of the afterlife. Instead, the gods hit the "Respawn" button, brutally shoving his fifteen-year-old consciousness into the tiny, helpless body of a newborn baby.

    Jace quickly realizes he has been born into the absolute wildest branch of the Targaryen family tree. His new "mother" is Aerion Targaryen, a dazzlingly beautiful Valyrian Omega who is also a clinically insane, violently arrogant narcissist with a god complex or you can say dragon complex. His father is Valarr Targaryen, a future king who immediately sheds all his majestic dignity to become an absolute, spineless simp the second his unhinged wife opens his mouth.

    Used to be: "The life of an only child in the Targaryen family, narrated by Jacearys Velaryon." (Hopefully this will be the last name changeツ)

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Apollo was having a perfectly good morning- right up until he vomited down the side of the sun chariot. Which was incredibly strange, if you asked him, because gods simply do not get sick.
    As if that weren’t strange enough, an unintended meet-up with Percy Jackson in a Target parking lot revealed that the demigod was hearing prayers- something that Apollo was actually not responsible for, despite what Percy seemed to think.
    Apollo didn’t need his prophetic powers to know this was going to be a looong day. But hey- at least he got to spend it with Percy. (Which, naturally, improved things considerably).

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    25 May 2026

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    When Dumbledore died he definitely did not expect to reincarnate in a new world.

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    21 May 2026