Kelouisa
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The Lazarus Machine by Kelouisa
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
18 Aug 2014
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Sir Harold Watson requires his younger brother John to marry for money. The wealthy husband-to-be? None other than Sherlock Holmes. Before the wedding can occur, Sherlock gets swept up in an investigation of random found body parts and strange letters addressed to him via Bow Street.
As John tags along on the investigation, getting to know his new husband, he finds himself in a London full of mad natural philosophers, rejected suitors, one overbearing brother-in-law, and more terrifying experiments than he could ever imagine.
Definite slash, though a slow build. Taking Sherlock back in time instead of forward.
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Experiments in Warmth by Kelouisa
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
05 Apr 2014
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Just a couple of related drabble pieces. Sherlock crawls in John's bed while he's in the shower each day. Sherlock and John's first kiss. Fluffy.
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John Watson returned home from the blood fields of Waterloo only to discover his sister is being blackmailed by an unscrupulous stranger. He collects all the money he can, but as it is not nearly enough, he begins to increase his purse by gambling in London's hells. One night, he makes an impulsive mistake, but losing every penny on the toss of the dice leads to the greatest adventure of his life.
Sherlock Holmes makes an indecorous offer to Doctor Watson at just the right time. What starts out as sating his lust may turn out to be the making of the man.
Basically just an excuse for Johnlock smut because it was taking so long for John and Sherlock to get together in one of my other stories. :)
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Sherlock and the Huntsman by Kelouisa
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
31 Jul 2013
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Prince Sherlock barely escapes his jealous brother's clutches and flees from the castle. By chance, he happens upon John the Huntsman, who finds him a place to live safely. They become close friends. But with King Mycroft and his advisor Moriarty still looking for him, Sherlock will never be safe.
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After Sherlock's Fall, John joined Doctors Without Borders. He's stopped hearing Sherlock's voice and seeing him around every corner, now that he's gone from London two years. Until one evening, a new driver brings the supplies to Dr. Watson's little clinic. Sigerson, the driver, looks like Sherlock, (sort of), sounds like Sherlock, (except for the Norwegian accent), but does he kiss like Sherlock? John's not sure, since he never kissed Sherlock, but he's more than willing to find out.
Now with Chapter 2 and more forthcoming!
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Shane makes a drunken mistake in the name of protecting his carefully constructed closet, his life explodes in spectacular fashion. Suddenly faced with an unplanned pregnancy, a movie-star girlfriend, and a team of publicists convinced that "devoted family man" is a better headline than "gay hockey player," Shane commits himself to a future that looks perfect on paper. The only problem is that his heart still belongs to Ilya Rozanov—the man he left behind a few months earlier with a broken heart, several unresolved feelings, and a belly button full of cum.
Featuring an unforgettable supporting cast of ridiculous characters—including the endlessly supportive Rose, a delightfully meddling book club of old biddies who adopt Ilya as one of their own, and a sweet baby who changes all of their lives—this is a funny, emotional story about parenthood, forgiveness, grief, healing, and two grown men who could have avoided most of their problems by having one honest fucking conversation.
or- Shane knocks up Rose, almost dies, and he and Ilya find their way back to each other the way they always do...only now they have an adorable baby to love too.
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- Part 1 of Just Pretend
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21 Jul 2026
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“I know you said you couldn’t do this week,” a woman was yelling from outside, “but I have to take an extra shift, and Magda is away. Ilya! Are you th-” She paused upon finally stepping inside, a colourful backpack hanging over her shoulder and a bag in her hand. “Oh.”
Shane could hear Rozanov scrambling behind him, probably wiping his stomach off and pulling his clothes out of their rumpled sex state, before he stepped into view of the door.
The small child who had been staring at Shane with her gigantic blue eyes turned at the movement, and her face split into a wide grin. “Papa!”
Picking up right after the tuna melt scene Shane is confronted with Ilya Rozanov's secret child, a move that everyone except for the child is embarrassed and awkward about.
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20 Jul 2026
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Ilya Rozanov has been drafted by Boston, the number one pick overall, but his father doesn't want him moving to America and so takes steps to block his visa. He's going to have to go back to Russia and stay there forever and that, thinks Shane Hollander, is wrong.
It's so wrong that Shane can't stop himself from doing something about it. Even though that something is the most reckless, the only reckless thing he's ever done in his life. He marries Rozanov in secret, to keep him out of Russia and put him on a path to Canadian citizenship.
Shane's got a five-year plan to get him there and when you have a plan nothing can go wrong. Right? Right. When you have a solid plan and a marriage that's on paper only there's no risk of feelings getting involved. Not on Rozanov's part and certainly not on Shane's.
Right???
(or, the story of how Shane Hollander fell in love with his own husband)
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30 May 2026
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Operation O Canada, or The Hollander-Rozanov Method of Soft Launching a Marriage by robbinscinquefoil
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 May 2026
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“Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”
“Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”
Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.
In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.
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- Part 1 of Operation O Canada
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09 May 2026
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How Lucky Are We? (But We're Home Somehow) by PSBwritesandreads
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
27 Apr 2026
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“Good Morning, Mr. Rozanov.” He mumbled his greetings back.
He placed the file folder down on the desk, two hands placed on top, as if to stop Ilya from reaching out and opening the file to find the results himself. “I hope you had some good rest last night.” Ilya wanted to reach across and shake the man. Instead he just made a face of agreement. “I have your results now if you’re ready.”
Ilya wanted to scream. “Yes. I am ready,” he said in a managed voice instead.
Mr. Carter, sighed, then opened up the file. “Mr. Rosanov, the results yesterday concluded with 99.99 percent certainty that you are in fact the father."
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Bookmarked by Kelouisa
28 Apr 2026