Kidd_you_not
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Where The Wild Blood Flows by Kidd_you_not
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics)
20 May 2024
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Clint’s life was relatively simple. He killed monsters, he got paid, he healed and he moved on before he ran into either a black clad or a witch hunter. He had about 3 friends in the world, if he counted his horse, and he was fine with that. Life was good, until one day he heard about King Radovid V of Redania hosting a contest that could earn him quite a hefty sum.
A nice little competition, together with the prize money, was all he had wanted, but suddenly he found himself in a mismatched group setting out on a quest against an Ice Giant. And destiny seemed to have its eyes on them.
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A tale of two children by Kidd_you_not
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics)
26 Jan 2023
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“Shit,” he whispered, staring at the undergrowth in front of him. He was standing beneath the large branches of a massive oak tree — in fact, the further north-west he came, the larger the trees were. It was dangerous to penetrate the most hidden parts of nature the way he was currently doing; and doubly so for a human child.
For the scent that had joined hers was not human.
In the early hours of the morning, Clint is drawn into investigating the disappearance of a little girl.
(A Prequel to Where The Wild Blood Flows)
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Northern Lights by Kidd_you_not
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics), The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, The Long Dark (Video Game)
27 May 2022
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Spring was fast approaching and their group of survivors was settling in. And although their situation had gotten substantially better than it had once been, they were still nowhere near safe. Now, there were plans being made not just for their immediate survival but also their long-term comfort and sometimes, Clint just couldn’t keep up.
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- Part 2 of Firelight
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The Road (Not Taken) by WhyIHTS (Kidd_you_not)
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
29 Dec 2021
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Two years after the Avengers signed the Sokovia Accords, a video from inside the Raft is published, exposing the crimes committed by Thaddeus Ross and the government in their greed to gain full control of the enhanced population. While Ross and Tony want the Avengers to take on the role of the Accord’s enforcers, Steve refuses to aid in the persecution of the mutant minority. The Avengers are once again divided.
Or: what if Steve accepted Tony’s offer and signed the Accords in exchange for Bucky’s life.
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Rain in my Head by Kidd_you_not
Fandoms: Hawkeye (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
24 Nov 2021
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Bucky and Clint meet on a team building retreat organised to improve cooperation at the workplace. Neither one of them is particularly interested in sack racing with people they barely know and cannot stand, so they skip and instead spend time with each other. But the vacation can only last so long and all too soon, they have to return to their regular lives.
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Firelight by Kidd_you_not
Fandom Hawkeye (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, The Long Dark (Video Game)
27 May 2022
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a sin you swallow for the rest of your life by Kidd_you_not
Fandom Hawkeye (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
20 May 2024
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The Trouble With Intel by Kidd_you_not
Fandom Avengers (Comics), Hawkeye (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom
08 Apr 2020
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If there was a Me for You by socksock
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023), One Piece (Anime & Manga)
23 Jul 2024
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Apparently having access to someone's emotions for nineteen years does not prepare you for when your soulmate completely ignores you in a crowded, floating restaurant that looks like a fish.
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- Part 1 of If There was a Me for You
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Bookmarked by Kidd_you_not
20 Mar 2026
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Kids Who Don’t Play With Trains When They’re Young Will Never Grow Up to Become Skilled City Planners by Game_Changer
Fandoms: Gintama
17 Jun 2019
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Two idiots engage in the longest, most utterly pointless con of the century for no particularly good reason.
[General Gintama spoilers up to and including the Baragaki Arc. Translations into 中文-普通话 國語 and Українська available inside.]
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Bookmarked by Kidd_you_not
16 Nov 2023
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Atsumu was only trying to help the team. That's the only reason he offered himself up with no strings attached.
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Omi goes into rut, and Atsumu swears he'll help him through it. He doesn't know what he signed up for.
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Bookmarked by Kidd_you_not
12 Oct 2023
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look how all the kids have grown by but_seriously for theviolonist
Fandoms: Vampire Diaries (TV), The Originals (TV)
17 Apr 2014
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He’d taken the Caravaggio. They’d taken his brother. Something has to give.
Bookmarked by Kidd_you_not
26 Sep 2023
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Atsumu de-seeds everything from watermelons to tomatoes for Kiyoomi — carefully, painstakingly, with the very tip of a teaspoon, or, whenever that won’t quite do the trick, with a toothpick — and the fact that Kiyoomi doesn’t actually need him to is his best-kept secret to date.
Or, Sakusa Kiyoomi vs. a public trash can, one memory at a time.
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Bookmarked by Kidd_you_not
19 Feb 2023