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Supermodel George Russell comes to a Formula One race for the first time.
By the end of the weekend, netizens have assembled a relationship timeline, identified matching furniture and clothing, and also become emotionally invested in a croissant.
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06 Jul 2026
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The possessiveness should’ve scared him. The notion of people belonging to Lando and not to themselves should’ve disgusted him. The shameless confession of controlling character should’ve pushed him away. It only pulled Oscar closer.
Lando squeezed his knee once before letting go. ‘I take care of what’s mine, kitten. Always.’
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19 Jun 2026
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Lando Norris is a cupid, which mostly means two things:
1. He has a yearly matchmaking quota.
2. He is profoundly tired of humanity.After surviving the statistical nightmare that was getting Max Verstappen and Charles Leclerc together, Lando earns five blissful years off duty.
Unfortunately, those five years are over, his reserve is critically low, and he needs one massive assignment before his powers burn out completely.
Then he meets Oscar Piastri.Projected Match Difficulty: 10,000 points.
Oscar is immune to every romantic push, every engineered meet-cute, every carefully calculated compatibility test Lando throws at him.
Which was rude, honestly, but still manageable.
The real problem is that Oscar seems weirdly, catastrophically interested in Lando specifically.
Lando had planned for many possible outcomes. This was not one of them.
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- Part 8 of Landoscar Anthology
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17 May 2026
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“Jesus Christ,” Lando whispered. “I just told Max Verstappen to fuck off. On camera. In a wedding skirt. To protect my—” He froze, gesturing helplessly at the Aussie still watching him with infuriating calm. “—my husband.”
Oscar raised a single eyebrow. He looked about as hungover as Lando felt, but there was a wry tilt to his mouth.
“Well,” he said flatly. “At least you were committed.”
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Lando Norris went to Vegas to celebrate taking the lead in the WDC. He left with a hangover, a husband, and a skirt.
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15 Apr 2026
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A canceled wedding. A non-refundable honeymoon, and an ex who really shouldn’t look that good in beach shorts.
Oscar Piastri just wanted to escape the embarrassment—not accidentally rekindle something with Lando Norris in the middle of Seychelles.
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30 Mar 2026