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Keeping Time by Kim_Tey
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF, British Comedy RPF
20 Jul 2026
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Tim Key: journeyman poet and victim of questionable wanking, if only for medical purposes.
Tim's just trying to get the job done, but naturally Alex can't help but call at the worst possible time. It's enough to send the wandering poet off on a nostalgic trip down memory lane, but it seems he's not the only one looking to revisit the past.
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An overworked, overstressed Alex receives a series of panicked messages just weeks out from Greg's BAFTA hosting gig. He drops everything to go to Greg's aid - of course he does - but finds that Greg has very different plans for his visit.
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For the Taskhusbands bingo prompt: Vignettes of Alex's life on the s15 barge
Alex is employed by one Lord Greg Davies to attend to all of his needs as Assistant and personal valet aboard the stunning Taskmaster barge.
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After more than ten years, he thought he’d have a handle on it’s dimensions by now – the size and shape of his… relationship with Alex Horne.
After the final Taskmaster Live show, Greg ponders the strangest friendship in his life.
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An exhausted Alex and an irritable Greg find themselves roped into a taping excursion overseas for an episode of World's Most Dangerous Roads.
After a very lucky escape, they’re forced to share a room, and of course, a bed, at some hastily organised lodgings. All Alex wants to do is sleep and forget. Greg, however, has some very different plans.
A beat of silence hung just a little too long. Alex looked up, only to be met with a distinctly puzzled look on Greg’s features as he examined his own key beside Alex’s. A single silvery brow lifted as he met Alex’s gaze, turning the keys in his palm to reveal the number eleven, glittering menacingly somehow, engraved on both tags.
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One Good Turn by Kim_Tey
Fandom No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF, Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
21 Dec 2024
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Greg takes it upon himself to show Little Alex that his full-length mirror is big enough for two.
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Not as hard as you'd imagine, managing your wayward romantic feelings for your married straight coworker. There was nothing actually at stake here, no illusions from him that anything might come of it. There was safety in that hopelessness. It meant he could just gather all those pesky emotions together in a little bundle, throw it over his shoulder and keep on hobbling along in life.
And if sometimes he feels in danger of having a breakdown in the middle of the produce aisle at his local supermarket because he spotted a stupid fucking pineapple whilst doing his weekly shopping and it reminded him of an equally stupid tattoo adorning the forearm of an even more stupid man and it all makes him so overtaken with longing he could fall to his knees with it, then—well. That's nobody's business but his own.
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the horizon tries but it's just not as kind on the eyes by masktaster
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
31 May 2026
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'Alright. Hold your hand out, please.' Greg makes a fussy little noise but one bear paw is obligingly put forward. Alex holds it. 'Open your eyes.'
Greg does. Squints at him, squeezes his hand experimentally. Alex is beaming down at him.
'Am I missing something?' Greg asks, turning Alex's hand in his own, palm-up, palm-down, suspicious. 'Alex,' Greg says, fondly, squeezing his hand. 'If I've got to do some kind of treasure hunt around my own fucking flat I'm going to hang you out the window by your fucking thumbs.'
'Very Elizabethan of you, Greg.'
'Alex.'
'Erm, it's me,' Alex says, grinning.Bookmarked by Kim_Tey
01 Jun 2026
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Little Alex does love his little walks
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Spoilers for Series 21, Episode 7.
"Seriously, though, there’s got to be a limit somewhere, yeah?” Greg asked, mostly rhetorically, as he reached up to unbutton another button on his shirt. “Has Channel 4 got any broadcast standards at this point?”
Alex shrugged. “Mostly whatever will sell ads and keep them solvent, I think.”
Greg twisted the cap off of his water but didn’t drink, instead just smirking up at Alex. “Surely you’ve got to have a limit at some point even if Channel 4 hasn’t.”
Alex took a long pull of water as if he needed to buy time to think. When he swallowed, he told Greg blandly, “Whatever sells ads and keeps me solvent, I suppose.”
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- Part 141 of Taskmaster Collection
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22 May 2026