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Slithered Here from Eden (Just to Hide Outside Your Door) by Klawtwo
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
30 Apr 2026
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Title is a Hozier lyric.
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“As some of you may know, Shadow Milk Cookie isn’t dead-” his words were abruptly cut short as Golden Cheese spat her drink back out in utter shock. The rest had wide eyes but seemed to take it better, prepared from the word vomit Gingerbrave had given earlier. It was going to be a harder talk than initially planned.
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Happens after Episode 8 of Beast Yeast. I love exploring the concept of SMC being like an abused stray cat that fights off any compassion shown to it but can't help but radiate towards the light that is PV and PV is just there going 'psst psst psstttt'.
Lore is a concept chasing me through the maze of life with a chainsaw.
Will update when life provides the opportunity to do so. Anyways, enjoy the show!
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Dead Internet Theory by Klawtwo
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
15 Dec 2025
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The Rock has changed EXPLOSION MURDER GOD’s nickname to “Anger Issues”
Outlet: F
Chill Touch: I believe I just heard Bakugou’s door being blown off its hinges.
Broccoli: This is the first time that angry running hasn’t been coming my direction.
Zoomies: After researching this topic I have discovered that people do, indeed, speak less formally and lose their sense of reputation when put into one of these chats. As your class representative I shall do my best to ensure we all stay in line while still abiding by these social normalities.
Outlet: oh my god youre so lucky midoriya has practically adopted you into his circle because theres no way youd make friends normally
Chill Touch: Is this true @Zoomies? I shall try to do better as well then.
Outlet: oh my god theyre autistic
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A group-chat based in the MHA universe in which the gang really just fucks around and finds out. I love the concept of exploring Class 1-A's domestic life through the comedic lens of text-based fics. Found family but the family consists of mentally ill traumatized individuals with too much power. Takes place not long after they've moved into the dorms.
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Hey guys! This is my 2nd public fic that I felt simply had to be made after I noticed a distinct lack of finished Skephalo pieces (or at least ones that focused on Skephalo and not have it as a background relationship-.) It’s not the best and I had nothing to really go off of, but I tried.
Also I want to put this warning here: I do not ship real people, I think that’s rather weird, but I do ship personas. Plus, if you’ve watched literally any of their content in the past then you know they’re fine with this sort of stuff. However, if one day they decide that they’re not fine with fanfictions, I will take this down. Meanwhile, I hope someone can find joy in this piece :D.
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Spamton has been TV World’s “mail guy” for a good while now, and he likes to think he has a handle on how everything operates — especially when it comes to TV World's one and only Mr. (Ant) Tenna. So, when Tenna doesn't show up for their patented Fan Mail Time™ after a show, he knows something is up. Out of pure practicalities’ sake and not because he's worried (that would be stupid), he decides to investigate. Things… spiral from there.
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- Part 2 of AddiSpamTenna AU
Bookmarked by Klawtwo
19 Jul 2026
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Complete
Solid smut piece with excellent emotional depth.
Addison!Mailman and tenna pre-Deltarune.
Having your crush read fanmail to you so that you hear it in their voice is a mood. -
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Shadow Milk was a ‘normal cookie’; he often found it funny that he shared the same name as a character from a novel he read. Friends and students alike frequently teased him for it. But alas, he was a teacher at heart, and there was no way in his mind that he would torment someone so kind-hearted who believed in the truth.
After all, Pure Vanilla was such a charming character that he was swayed by his lowest and cried at his peaks when he overcame his suffering.
This is why it was distressing to find himself as an astral projection watching over Pure Vanilla in a world where he was still known as “Healer Cookie.”
With a book in his hands, he was given a checklist of requirements. Oh- He was Shadow Milk Cookie, from the novel. Shouldn’t he be given a script? Witches, where would he even begin? He was a performer at heart, but in something so life-like, he might have been given an impossible task.
Please let this be a lie, or a dream. Yes, a dream was better.
Updates weekly.
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Bookmarked by Klawtwo
06 Dec 2025
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just a beast
The shadowcest accusations come to potential fruition?? Goated. Outstanding. We love when both Milks are mentally ill in opposite ways with PV being the median.
Bro has stockholm syndromed himself and he wasn't even the one trapped in a souljam I'm crine
Omg smilkfountvanilla is real - also smilk flashback wooo
I'm in love with flirty Sage x shy Fount
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Truthless Recluse held his gaze quietly, ever so slightly tilting his head to the side.
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And just like that, Shamil’s heart was caught.
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OR: Valani works in a coffee shop during the day and a stripper at night to make ends meet. What will happen when he meets a certain, rich, wickedly smart blue haired man?
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Bookmarked by Klawtwo
25 Jan 2026
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Really cool stripper AU with funny little mentally ill but well meaning Smilk
Aggressive makeouts my beloved
Saga 1 done
Letter sits unopened
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There was a restlessness under Vaniel's ribs lately. A feeling that something..or someone was about to shift his world slightly off balance. He didn’t know why he felt that way. Maybe it was just the rent stress talking.
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OR: Pure Vanilla is a photographer who loves taking meaningful, artistic photos. But when rent is due and money runs low, he starts accepting commercial shoots, even though they feel empty to him.
He tells himself it’s only temporary..just until he gets back on his feet.
What he doesn’t expect is that one client, who seems like just another job at first, will end up changing his life completely.
Bookmarked by Klawtwo
19 Mar 2026
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10
Interesting photographer x model AU
Is pretty funny - great sense of humor.
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Truthless Recluse is trapped with the Fount of Knowledge and must live with the consequences of staying.
Witness the intimate horror of a shared nightmare—and the terrifying rebirth that can only follow the death of the ego.Psychological horror. Ethical ambiguity. Slow, consequential entanglement.
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Truthless Recluse wakes up in what appears to be the past, and is now under the care of the Cookie destined to become the Beast of Deceit. The Fount of Knowledge is kind. Relentlessly, agonizingly kind. And Truthless knows exactly what that kindness will become.
He must survive. But the past is not a refuge. It is a battlefield, and reality itself is turning against him.
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- Part 1 of The TruthlessFount Agenda
- Part 1 of ShadowVanilla Mayhem
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08 Mar 2026
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Recluse x Fount (not Sage)
Written scholarly and as good as Jambound and the soul-actor one. Very slow burn though.
Yessss stargazing yesssss
Literally updated the second I finished chapter 52 let's gooooooo
Black Sapphire seen?
This is what it feels like when you take 4 benadryl then down a red bull and try to sleep listening to Will Wood.
The cast list is so cool.