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The most epic bedtime story ever told by TheLoveliestCrime
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
14 Sep 2020
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To satisfy Nile’s curiosity and make her part of the family, Joe tells her the full story of how Nicolò di Genova and Yusuf Al-Kaysani became "NickyandJoe". From Jerusalem to Malta and back again. And Nile doesn’t want the PG version.
It’s a story that has been told in this fandom a thousand times before, but deserves to be told a thousand times more.
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02 Nov 2025
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"Senju Tobirama," someone said, voice low and amused. "How very generous of you to come to us."
A boot connected sharply with his ribs, flipping him onto his back with a wet crack. Pain exploded through him, sharp enough to rip the world apart for one blinding instant. Still, Tobirama bared his teeth in something close to a smile.
If they expected him to beg, they'd have to do far worse. They could tear him apart, snap every bone, carve the Senju name from his very flesh. It would not matter.
or
Madara Uchiha finds a very powerful bargaining chip.
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28 Oct 2025
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Tobirama accidentally becomes Konoha's first ever mythbuster.
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28 Oct 2025
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Selfishly, Tobirama wonders if Madara will think of him, someday in the future.
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26 Jun 2025