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If push comes to shove (Push didn’t come but I shove myself there) by Zit
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
15 Mar 2025
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In a world where alphas got mushy with their omegas when in rut instead of violent:
James got careless and now Q would be coddled and cuddled.Series
- Part 1 of Clingy Alphas
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There was a lamentable lack of warning signs, that day—no augury to be divined from the grounds in the terrible coffee he’d had on the plane; no spilled salt or broken mirrors at which to so much as quirk an eyebrow. No, it was all perfectly ordinary: Bond was back from a mission in Micronesia, with a fresh set of stitches over his left eye, and a set of more or less demolished gear to drop off with an irritated Quartermaster. But after Q had tutted over the gear, he’d paused, pointing to Bond’s stitches, and uttered something unthinkable.
“Did it hurt, Bond?”
Followed immediately by, “When you fell from heaven?”~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Or, Q discovers pickup lines.
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At twenty-three, James falls in love with death.
A story about a husband, a dog, a lover, and a lamb.
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It was all Moneypenny’s fault. She’d insisted it would be ‘just a few people, just for a couple of hours’. Bond, still numb from Skyfall and the funeral, had failed to turn down her frankly unneeded attempt to do… what, cheer him up?
Now he was tucked into the corner with his glass of safely flammable substance and watched people nursing their drinks, pretending politely that they:
a) were not cold, and
b) didn’t fiercely wish to be somewhere else: ideally, in their own homes, attending to their own lives.Series
- Part 5 of Festive Fanwork Fiesta 2024/2025
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Q considers himself excessively lucky that he's never had to be in close quarters with James Bond for an extended period of time. But everyone's luck runs out eventually.

