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The three teenagers sit huddled to the back of the interrogation room, each tucked under their own shock blankets in varying stages of comfort. Only Peter looks up at the door’s rusty groaning. His arm is in a sling.
“Hey, yous,” Ted steps through the threshold. “So, hey, when I said I could come pick you up for whatever, whenever, if you’d just dared to live a little, I didn’t mean at the ass crack of dawn on a goddamn Wednesday while I’m hungover, Petey.”
“What the fuck did you just say?” Officer Bailey interrupts.
“Oh, nothing, sir, all classy law-abiding topics of conversation here,” Ted says. “Hey, Petey, at least tell me you’re wasted off your ass and that this was all worth it.”
“I’m not,” Peter says, voice hoarse.
“Fucking useless.”
(Or: the one where Theodore Spankoffski shows up at the police station that night after the nightmare is over.)
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15 Jul 2026
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"Max cocks the gun, turning it over in his hands. A shot to the temple is all it's gonna take. With hands that are oddly still, he raises the gun into position."
Max Jägerman has 1 (one) intrusive thought, and decides that offing himself is a good idea. (It is not)
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- Part 1 of rotten work (not if it's you)
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13 Jul 2026
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Maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm right by walking_contradiction42
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
02 Nov 2023
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Richie doesn’t like his uncle. His uncle is boring, dull and conventional. He is probably the first picture to come up if you looked up the word uncle on google. Staying for him for a whole week while his parents are away with relatives sounds like the last things Richie wants to do. But after an unlucky encounter with Max Jägerman Richie learns that maybe his uncle isn’t so bad after all.
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- Part 1 of Uncle Paul Fics
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13 Jul 2026
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(i swear) i will die trying by geicogecko
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid, Nerdy Prudes Must Die - Team StarKid
02 Nov 2023
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Ted Spankoffski is a lot of things: an asshole, a sleazeball, the 'other person' of more than a few adultery allegations, pansexual, and, most importantly, an unlucky fucking bastard.
Except, this time, the story isn't about him. (It never really is, though, is it?) This time the only thing you need to know about Ted Spankoffski is that he's a big brother.
And it's about damn time his little brother got a taste of that good, old fashioned Spankoffski luck, don't you think?
(Alternatively titled: Ted's perspective on Nerdy Prudes Must Die)
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- Part 1 of Hatchet Town
- Part 1 of Goat Bros
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13 Jul 2026
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No Light, No Light by autistic_paul
Fandoms: The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Team StarKid
26 Oct 2019
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The hive had won. Emma was captured and alone, waiting for her inevitable demise. Whether that demise was death or something much worse, she couldn’t be sure.
Perhaps the hive had miscalculated, though. They’d underestimated Paul.
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13 Jul 2026