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Kyrie thought the whole thing was hilarious.
"It's free stuff, Nero," she said, rolling her eyes as she cut the packaging off a new roll of socks that had been left on the kitchen table that morning. "We're not going to say no to free stuff."
"You don't know where my father got those socks!" he argued.
"They have a receipt."
"He probably bought them with stolen money," Nero said. "Put those down, Kyrie. Those are blood socks. If my father thinks he can buy my affection with eight dollar blood socks, he is sorely mistaken."
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Am I the Asshole for Ripping Off My Own Son's Arm? by TheWritingSquid
Fandoms: Devil May Cry
31 Jan 2020
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A humoristic fic in the style of reddit's "Am I The Asshole?" wherein Vergil seeks the internet's judgement on his potential assholery.
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In which Vergil inadvertantly finds a photo album of Nero's youth and can't help but peruse it.
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When Vergil returns to the human world with his ever-infuriating brother, he discovers how much he's yet to learn. From the meaning of "touchscreen" to how one even begins to be a father, this new life has its share of challenges to face. Yet as he tries to build a new future for himself, a strange upsurge of demons in familiar black sludge reminds him his past is never far behind.
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A mix of epic action storyline and That Good Domestic Shit with most of the DMC cast ~Series
- Part 1 of Rebirth
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“You guys ever complain about your dads together?”
“Hell no,” Nico said. “Just mention Dante or Vergil and Nero’ll clam up faster than a jackrabbit. Best I’ve been able to get is a-” she started doing a terrible impression of his voice “-those bastards left me behind.”
“Oh, Nero,” Lady said.
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