LemonMakesLimeade
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Paradise by the Dashboard Light by LemonMakesLimeade
Fandoms: Christian Bible, Christian Bible (New Testament), Christian Tradition Lore & Folklore
18 Feb 2025
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Another night, another shitty gas station parking lot.
Judas has been following Jesus for nearly a year on their "Great Gospel-Spreading Road Trip across America," and he wishes the world would just pause so he can confess his love to Jesus. By now, he knows Jesus' routines, His mannerisms, His favorite snacks, and yet, he doesn't really know the man at all, does he? They have their own dance, one they both know the steps to, to waltz around such things as truly knowing each other.
One night, when Judas decides to step out of the dance, he finds he is unprepared for the consequences: ones that are, in fact, of Biblical proportions.
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What if Jesus and Judas were twenty-somethings in modern times, trying to spread the good news to all of America? What if they gave into the inherent homoeroticism of road trips? What if you wanted some blasphemy, as a treat? -
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Muriel In Wonderland, OR, Slipping Through the Cracks of Reality (Like a Wet Floor Sign-less Wet Floor)
“It was a nice day, and there were three things wrong with that statement."
On an otherwise not-nice, not-was, not-day in Heaven, Muriel spots a black rabbit-shaped being bouncing through the pristine halls of the heavenly host. But Heaven doesn't have days, and it most certainly does not have rabbits. So what can she, with her boundless curiosity, do but chase it? Muriel soon finds that rabbit-holes can look a lot like elevators, and that falling down them leads to…. Well, Muriel has a feeling she is not in Heaven anymore.
Work created for the Good Omens Fairy Tale Bang 2024!
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Bow Ties and Burn Marks by Aloe_Vera13, contritecactite, LemonMakesLimeade, Minervas_Hand, QuothTheMaiden, SkiptomyyLu, sososomebody, zelda_hime
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
18 Sep 2024
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Aziraphale has returned from Heaven, and the why or the when or the how did not matter to Crowley, so much as the fact that Aziraphale was shoving him into the wall, just as Crowley had done years before.
"Nice? I suppose you would know plenty about being nice, wouldn't you?"
And this time, the sexual tension is more real and far more reciprocated than Crowley had imagined it could be.
A picture is worth a thousand words, which is why we have 12 of them. Yes, TWELVE!
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Between a Pyramid and a Hard Place by LemonMakesLimeade
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Aug 2024
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After the disaster that was St James Park, 1862, Crowley takes a drunken nap in a shipping crate, and wakes up in Egypt, 1905. Through a series of drunken mishaps, one including Howard Carter, Crowley finds himself stuck at the archaeological dig at the Great Pyramids of Giza, with orders from Hell to make trouble. But Crowley has other priorities, like nursing his loneliness and not thinking about
Az, that insufferable angel. Trouble finds him anyway, as he wanders the pyramid on a night when it is all too willing to give up its secrets. The sands of time will not let him forget the past....or the future. -
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An angel named Fell takes a walk through the garden of Eden when he finds the snake demon Crawly. The pair share a pear, leading to an outcome neither could expect.... but that both can, in the end, appreciate. A fic written entirely in "My name is cow... I lik the bred" poems.
"My name is Fell
and wen its day
I walk Eden
and watch the clay"
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just add music by not1_2write
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
29 Apr 2022
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Roach steals a busker's sandwich and suddenly Geralt's life is full of music.
Jaskier has his lunch stolen and falls in love with the dog, the little girl she belongs to, and her hot baker dad that owns the trendy café around the corner.
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Image gallery of my NSFW Aziraphale/Crowley illustrations.
Includes a variety of kinks and gender presentations.
Content warnings are included in the table of contents and at the top of each image page.
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An Ever-Fixed Mark by AMarguerite
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice & Related Fandoms
28 Oct 2017
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One would think that having the name of one's soulmate appear on one's wrist on one's sixteenth birthday would make matrimony much less complicated. It mostly does not. And not at all for Miss Elizabeth Bennet of Longbourne.
(A deconstruction of the "soulmate identifying mark" trope, using "Pride and Prejudice." Trigger warnings in the tags.)
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- Part 1 of An Ever-Fixed Mark
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Bookmarked by LemonMakesLimeade
19 Jan 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
P&P except Elizabeth thinks her "Fitzwilliam" soul mark refers to Darcy's military cousin. They marry, are happy for a while until he dies (in battle?), and Elizabeth becomes a widow. She and Darcy have a slow burn until she learns Darcy's first name is Fitzwilliam, and that one can have multiple soulmates in a lifetime.
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shine upon your pillow by Golswia, NaroMoreau for cheerios_and_wine
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
19 Oct 2023
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Aziraphale has lived with Crowley for a year, watching him tumble from partner to partner. Inconvenient thing to have fallen for his flatmate, who has absolutely no wish to settle with anyone.
Perhaps it's time to move on... if the night allows.
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Bookmarked by LemonMakesLimeade
21 Jan 2024
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And they were roomates....
Great representation of Crowley's utter inability to Talk About His Feelings, in a human AU
Technically a college AU too, but the collegeing happens off-screen.
A decadent somnophilia fic with fanart by Golswia -
hiding the fire that we started by goldxblooded
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Apr 2026
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Shane Hollander, hockey enthusiast and licensed massage therapist, is an expert in helping athletes keep their bodies in tip-top shape. Working with the Boston Raiders should've been his career milestone.
One Ilya Rozanov makes things much, much more complicated. Relentless on the ice and unreadable everywhere else, Ilya unsettles Shane in ways that have nothing to do with hockey and everything to do with proximity, restraint, and the dangerous pull of something unspoken.
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Shane is a sports therapist that starts working with the Boston Raiders.
Strong hands shifted to the back of Shane’s head, to the nape of his neck. That’s when time began to blur, seconds melting together until they barely existed at all. That’s when Rozanov leaned in – and when Shane followed. Like the strike of flint against wood. They existed in that moment, and in the wildfire that followed.