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Vanice Bowregard III by LemonShader
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
14 May 2021
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Vanice is not one to stay in one place for too long. However, upon waking up to a green mark on her hand, and a place where the world will go to shit without her help, she has found herself stuck.
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Steven gets closer to Onion for some espionage and ends up being led around into some less than ideal situations.
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You could never hate him, not really. But he could certainly hate you.
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And So The Carriage Turned Back Into An Onion by LemonShader
Fandoms: Steven Universe (Cartoon)
04 Oct 2015
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Onion's interest had been undeniably sparked the moment the girl in the blue dress arrived. She had looked so comically suspicious that he wouldn’t have been surprised if she had been planning an attack that featured the assassination the eldest prince…or at the very least, a plan to steal all of the silverware.
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"Kiss my asexual ass, mother f******'s, you'll never catch me alive! MUAHAHA-" The trolling I was spouting out at my fellow spirits was cut short when I saw the golden flash of a whip from the corner of my eye. It wrapped around my ankle and I was hanging upside down in the next instant. I cleared my throat "Now when I said kiss my ass-" The big bunny held up it's paw as a signal for me to shut up. (Going through a re-write)
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Of the Northmost Winds and Skies by xxiiyu
Fandoms: Rise of the Guardians (2012), How to Train Your Dragon (Movies)
25 Aug 2020
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It's the first winter after Pitch's defeat. Jack is happy, he's not alone anymore, and his memories are gradually returning. But when a treasure hunt gone wrong puts Jack and Jamie in danger, flinging them through time and space, they find themselves on an island neither of them have heard of before. Jack's first priority is to get Jamie home safe, but Berk's inhabitants - human and otherwise - are certainly not making it easy.
Knowing they will leave Berk and the Vikings behind as soon as they know how to, Jack is not going to risk the pain of growing close to any of these people (or dragons, for that matter). But Hiccup Horrendous Haddock, wearing his heart on his sleeve, doesn't seem to want to take the hint.
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06 Jul 2026
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ERROR CODE: TERM NOT RECOGNIZED by the_hemlocked
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
22 Aug 2025
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“As far as I can tell,” you say, “there is currently one person in here that could hope to know what the fuck that feels like, even just a little. He also has very beautiful feet, and he’s very good at killing things, which are like, my two biggest kinks.”
(A System AI character study.)
Bookmarked by LemonShader
01 Jul 2026
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Scaled and Spiraling: I Transmigrated Into WHAT? by Koiichaser_lucorinth
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Apr 2026
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Proud Immortal Dragon Way was a book that started as a xianxia with a western-styled dragon rider twist and ended as a trashy harem novel, where the only thing being ridden was the protagonist’s heavenly *beep*. Every. Damn. Chapter. It was such a waste!
When Shen Yuan died cursing the plot, the inexperienced system assigned to his case failed to connect him to his intended role of the scum villain. Instead, he was shunted into -- what was this tight cramped darkness?? What do you mean mission: ‘Hatch Safely’!?
After breaking the shell, who wouldn’t recognize an iconic hatching scene from the book, where disciples would impress hatchlings. The kind Binghe, in the middle of his whump arc, was never allowed to partake in.
Well too bad, it was Binghe or bust! Where was the Qing Jing woodshed? Shen Yuan would drag his pathetic little newborn body as far as he needed to!
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- Part 1 of Winged and Winging It [Svsss Dragons]
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Bookmarked by LemonShader
07 Jun 2026
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A Self Insert into Naruto.
Ryoma, orphan of the sands, knows full well that he's nothing special as far as ninja go. Really, the smart move would be to run to the other side of the planet and wait for the oncoming apocalypse to pass him by.
Running has never been his style.
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18 Apr 2026
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you speak of the devil (like he's not your friend) by Amuria
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 May 2025
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Harry finds a Horcrux the summer before his sixth year. A deal is struck.
(Or, when Harry wakes a seventeen-year-old Tom Riddle from the Gaunt's Ring, it is to a world where his future self has achieved none of their goals except one. Harry is proof that he's a great wizard after all.)
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- 31/31
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18 Apr 2026