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Beautiful like a bat by DarkWizard (LilDarkWriter)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Jun 2026
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Draco is a plant. Neville takes care of him.
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There is an ancestral magical contract binding Number Twelve Grimmauld Place to the oldest male descendant of the Noble House of Black. Unfortunately for him, it is already occupied.
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Mister Ninety-One Percent by DarkWizard (LilDarkWriter)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Feb 2026
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Harry decided to apply to a dating service that promises to find you a partner based on your compatibility with them.
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Hermione has been granted permission to do research at Malfoy Manor.
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Sequel to The Phantom Girl, sort of…
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A long way toward making you mine by LilDarkWriter, Welcometomydarkerside (LilDarkWriter)
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
23 Apr 2021
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Good or bad things always come in threes by LilDarkWriter
Fandom Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
11 Apr 2021
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Life is unfair by LilDarkWriter
Fandom Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
16 May 2018
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The Misadventures of Draco Malfoy, Ferret by sabershadowkat
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Sep 2005
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Snape turns Draco into a ferret for his own protection. He would've been safer with the Dark Lord.
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Bookmarked by LilDarkWriter
28 Jun 2026
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Hilarious. With just the right amount of fluff and angst. Brilliant!
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Auror Potter doesn't know what a DILF is, but if Malfoy's one, then Harry's gonna be the Ministry's best DILF Hunter ever!
Or, five times Harry heard Draco was a DILF, and one time he found it to be pleasantly true.
*All spelling errors are Harry's, not the author's.
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Bookmarked by LilDarkWriter
25 Jun 2026
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Hilarious from beginning to end. Must read.
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Cultivating Draco Malfoy by MsMindHealer for Hans Lee Lüders
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Mar 2025
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When Draco Malfoy returns to Britain over ten years after the Battle of Hogwarts, his life is steeped in loneliness, depression and regret, a stark contrast to the life he once knew. A chance meeting with Neville Longbottom, now a professor at Hogwarts, sets Draco on an unexpected path of self-discovery. Haunted by his own cruelty in the past, Draco struggles to make amends while grappling with a growing admiration for the professor.
Through a shared love of plants, their connection blossoms into a tentative friendship. Dare Draco hope for more?
Bookmarked by LilDarkWriter
24 Jun 2026
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Lovely read. Beautiful relationship. So wholesome.
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Draco's been getting off in secret every time Robards berates him for years. Sure, it's a bit fucked up, but who cares? Of course, everything changes when his partner finds out.
Draco moaned into his mouth wanting to take, take, take everything Harry was offering him. Wanting to let go of the control he so cherished and say to Harry, “No, here I am. I am not worthless—I am priceless. And you can have me.”
What he did instead was better. Instead, he took, then gave, then took more, then offered everything. For one moment, when they broke apart, a long string of spit stretching between their mouths before snapping back and hitting Harry's cheek, Draco thought he might cry.
“Yes,” Draco said softly, “I think I might be a little fucked up.”
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Bookmarked by LilDarkWriter
18 Jun 2026
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Part 1. Read Part 2 next. This is might hurt.
The first time Draco slides into bed, smelling of another man, the only glass left intact at 12 Grimmauld is a pair of spectacles.
The sixth time, it's the flash-bang mushroom cloud realization that this isn't the sixth time by a long shot.
The last time, it's 10 PM, and it's dittany, camphor, wormwood, valerian root, and the Healers' platitudes.
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- Part 1 of Epitaphs in Autographs
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Bookmarked by LilDarkWriter
15 Jun 2026
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Gorgeous fic. Amazing writing. Hurts so fucking much. A fic (and the next one from Draco's POV) to be remembered and re-read. Writer's writing style is amazing. In all their fics.