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    For Freminet, taking the brunt of what he thought was an acid attack aimed towards Spina di Rosula's boss was nothing more than a split second decision. He wouldn't call himself a hero by any stretch of the imagination, and he wouldn't say he led his life with noble and virtuous intentions either...

    ...but when the urge to help someone comes to him, he ponders little over it. That's just what a good person would do, and Freminet desperately wants to be a good.

    Still, maybe he should have paid more attention to just what was being splashed.

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    Freminet dissolves into water. That really should have been the end of it, but it seems like the ocean wasn't keen on letting him go yet.

    (HydroDragonHatchling!Freminet, old chapters being edited)

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    11 Jul 2026

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    Dottore is not dead. He took two months to reassemble his soul—all of it, every deleted segment, every fragment, the original and everything after—into one complete person. He has been preparing for this for thirty years.

    ​Pantalone finds this out when a voice speaks from the dark of his empty lab.

    ​What follows: one surgical procedure, the end of a political engagement, a royal audience that goes better than expected, Childe being left unsupervised with three children for two months, and a total of four kids who completely wreck the genetic ledger. While the first three stubbornly turn out to be absolute carbon copies of Dottore, the fourth and final arrival finally breaks the streak, looking entirely like Pantalone.

    ​Pantalone is still thoroughly annoyed that it took four separate attempts just to get a return on his investment.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Feofan wakes up in a familiar cell after having died.

    His death was neither beautiful nor remarkable. He simply stopped taking the elixir, fell ill, grew old, and died.

    He smoked more than any transplant could ever repair, drank more than any liver could endure. His heart had died long before his body did, and he condemned himself to a death as human as it was mundane.

    So the real question is... why is he lying on the floor of the containment cell where he was sold to Dottore more than four hundred years ago?

    —— Alternative Universe: Reincarnation.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    A hatred fills the lungs of man who built his life from nothing. This hatred fuels every precise calculation and placement of coinage. Longing for a concept he constructed, “fair exchange,” he has taken steps to execute it, although a mortal man is powerless against the gaze of the gods.

    Until a man who spent endless hours in a laboratory offers him a chance to equal the playing field between himself and Celestia. Either he places his life amidst the hands of a mad scientist or he passes away like ashes, without having made an imprint on the independence of mortals.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    THIS IS PEAK AUTHOR. ‼️‼️ please never go bald I love the depth in your writing so much

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    “Worry not, worry not,” Dori repeats, leaning across the table to pat him on the arm. “This one is on sale too, but I really, really, really cannot go below forty-eight thousand.”

    “...Not even forty-five thousand?”

    Dori shakes her head, emanating sheer, pure regret. “I’m afraid not.”

    Varka considers it. Truly, he does. He thinks about his personal finances, about the scolding he’ll get from Jean for spending such exorbitant amounts of Mora. He thinks about Rosaria and Razor, then about Flins, then about all of them together, sitting in a loose circle by Varka’s side and drinking some sort of cider, perhaps playing that card game he keeps hearing so much about.

    In the end, he sighs, then reaches into his pocket, grasping a wallet that would scream if it had a mouth.

    Or: Desperate to make sure introducing his partner to his children goes smoothly, Varka purchases yet another guide from Dori. Aided by the expert advice of an ancient text he spent forty-eight thousand mora on, he plays tour guide, bonds with his children, and maybe even earns himself a little reward for all that hard work.

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    25 Jun 2026