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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    After narrowly surviving the events of The Gala, an event that feels like ancient history to her now, Tessa James Elliot finally gets her chance to kill her a robo-child alongside her favorite drones.

    (Basically What-If Tessa survived The Gala by the skin of her teeth and showed up in Absolute End?)

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    08 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Sometime after the final battle, everything seemed to have calmed down again. However, a certain pig-tailed Disassembly Drone is not up for moving in with the toasters. So, with her squad in cahoots with the workers, she decides she needs a looong break from Copper-9.

    Or

    J fixes the ship and leaves Copper-9.

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    08 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    She cried out, hoping that maybe someone was here— another alive worker drone, a human nearby who would come dig her out, anything.
    And help did come, though… not in the way she thought it would. A message appeared on her visor.
    She had been ignoring her system pop-ups this entire time, but this one took up the entire screen, shutting down all the other warnings.
    At first she assumed the worst. She thought that maybe this was her last warning before her body shut down for good, but as she skimmed it, she realized it was… something else.

    A little story about the real Cyn. We never saw her as herself, only the monster the Absolute Solver made her into.
    So... what happens when the Solver is gone? What happens to Cyn?

    No I have no idea how to write a summary. Enjoy!
    (PS: this is a rewrite of an older story! It is still up on my profile but good god is it bad!)

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    31 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    08 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 9

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    Being a Disassembly Drone has its perks. You get to kill, eat, and live another day under the thumb of a god who could kill you with a snap of their fingers but finds enjoyment in letting you live. It's a hard task to uphold, but J lives for the challenge.

    Until one day, some toaster ends up hijacking J's radio transmitter and starts talking about things it shouldn't know. Dangerous things that drive J to find them and shut them up for good before someone gets ideas to do things the company would find unacceptable.

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    03 May 2026