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Before Alastor found himself in the pit, if someone asked him if certain ailments were possible in Hell, he would have said no. The idea of a cold or seasonal allergies existing in Hell seemed frankly ridiculous. Back when he was alive, Alastor would have laughed at the suggestion of such absurdity.
But with every year he spent in Hell, some virus put a third of Pentagram City in bed for a week, and Alastor started sniffling as soon as evil dandelion season rolled around. Oh yes, the little everyday tortures of the surface world were definitely present in Hell, and Alastor was no exception to their ire.
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02 Mar 2025
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Fuck Around and Find Out, Mon Ange by Petra4President for pervertanarchy
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Jan 2025
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Alastor tapped his finger against those plump lips, shaking his head when Lucifer snapped his teeth. “Now, now, Lucifer. None of that. You’re only going to make your comeuppance worse.”
“Yeah? What’re ya gonna do? Tease me? Spank me? Drink some of my blood?” Lucifer scoffed as he leaned back to look up at Alastor with an infuriating smirk. “Hate to break it to you, Bambi, but your punishments tend to be incentives more than anything.”
Alastor chuckled darkly. “Is that so? Allow me to revise that.”
OR, As the title suggests, Lucifer fucked around. Now he's finding out.
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Bookmarked by Luansad17
09 Feb 2025
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As if one could hear a record scratch once Alastor paused as he looked at the pair of blond deer ears twitching on top of The Kings head.
Perhaps he had gotten on the wrong foot it seems.
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5 times Alastor courts Lucifer and he finally reciprocated +1 Lucifer goes into Heat unknowingly and spends it with the Radio Demon himself.
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- Part 2 of Radioapple Bookshelf (Unrelated)
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17 Feb 2024
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hands too small to hold it by sparklyslug
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
11 Feb 2013
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The basic fact is that Bilbo doesn’t look as old as he should. Easy to forget when surrounded by those who live into their 300s during times of peace. But Gandalf has reminded them all, curse him.
Because Thorin might survive the Battle of Five Armies, and Bilbo might stay in Erebor. But eventually the ring must be dealt with. Much as Thorin doesn't want it to be.Bookmarked by Luansad17
23 Oct 2022
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Retelling the Hobbit by Mellow_Comics
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (1977)
06 Aug 2025
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A comic adaptation of the Hobbit.
Bilbo has always struggled to tell the "true" story of what happened on his journey to the Lonely Mountain. Now, he's trying to retell his adventures as a bright happy children's book for his young nephew Frodo.
But is he telling the full truth? And are there things that he's leaving out?
(I'm taking the interpretation that Tolkien's 'translation; of the Red Book of Westmarch was only a translation of one of various copies made of the book throughout the centuries, and that I am 'translating' a different version of the text with the help of different primary sources! Which is why our descriptions of the events may differ.)
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25 Sep 2022
