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Secret Identities 4 Dummies by Honorable_mention
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
06 Dec 2022
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“Jesus, kid, has no one taught you how to handle a gun?”
Peter’s back stiffened. Of all the stupid things his self-destructive CI could have said, that right there took the cake for peak stupidity. Never, and I mean never, make fun of the person pointing a gun at your fleshy organs.
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Or five times Neal definitely shouldn't have known how to do that and one time it started to make more senseSeries
- Part 1 of Secret Identities 4 Dummies
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14 Jun 2026
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Red Hood is adopted by his goons. The best part? He never saw it coming.
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14 Jun 2026
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Other children had scars, nursed bruises, broke bones, got sick, felt a little under the weather from time to time.
Steve never did.
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14 Jun 2026
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How to Win Friends and Influence Assassins (AKA: the Shitbird Survival Guide) by there_must_be_a_lock for TheologyDiscography
Fandoms: DCU, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
27 Jan 2026
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The Asset stares at the child. The child is, presumably, staring back from behind the creepy white lenses of his domino mask, but it’s impossible to know for sure.
“Where in the everloving shit are your parents?” the Asset demands.
“Dead,” the kid says promptly, and grins at him again before darting forward to examine the restraints. “I got this, don’t worry.”
“I got questions for your legal guardian,” the Asset growls.
[Or: the Avengers acquire an emotional support Robin. Robin acquires an unwanted babysitter. The Winter Soldier just wants a nap.]
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14 Jun 2026
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“You know, if you turn me over to the social workers, well… the chances of a kid my age findin’ a decent home are slim–”
“Don’t bet on it, Robin.”
“Robin?” Jason’s head whips around and he stares at Batman in horror, “Robin!?”
Batman’s smile falters, and he starts explaining slowly, “Yes, you’ve proved yourself quite a lot tonight, young man. I think you’d make an excellent Ro–”
“Fuck that!”
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Jason, very aggresively, says No to being Robin. This spirals into quite the different life for everyone in the Batfamily!
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10 Jun 2026