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  1. Public Bookmark 61

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    "On Monday, Dad was bugging Aunty Mione, saying she’d have to dust out cobwebs soon.”

    Scorpius tilted his head. “What does that mean?”

    “I think it’s because Aunty Mione is scared of spiders,” Albus answered. “Not as bad as Uncle Ron, but whenever she sees one, she always lets out a funny squeak. And Mum was saying that Aunty Mione’s hair is resembling a cat lady’s, and that if she wasn’t careful, there’d be nothing but cat fur and cobwebs left.”

    Scorpius nodded. “Can something be done about that?” The boy asked seriously.

    “Dad said he’s recommending another one of the Aurors to help her out.” Albus scratched out something on the parchment. “He’s apparently a big, muscled guy. Dad said he would take good care of Aunty Mione.”

    A thunk interrupted the conversation.

    Draco rubbed at his knee, where it had slammed against the bottom of the dining table, and avoided the stares of the two young boys.

    Apparently a big, muscled guy, who would take good care of Aunty Mione.

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    Or why you should never leave 13 year olds alone with your Quill that dictates your every word.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Hermione has bad luck with dating, always getting her heart broken. She keeps showing up at her handsome neighbor Draco's door in a puddle of tears, until one day he can't take it anymore.

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    Age gap AU, soft Hermione and a Draco who takes charge after he realizes Hermione needs a firm hand

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Draco stared at the screen. Or, more accurately, the words on the screen. His face lax and unreadable, he looked from Hermione back to where the title glowed in clean black letters.

    Why We Should Fuck (& Maybe More): An Empirical Study

    He looked at her like she’d grown another head, or a tail, or declared she was in love with the elderly and deaf Ministry archivist, Agnes Brocklehurst. He looked pained, but somehow managed to keep his tone light and casual. “So, what’s all this then?”

    “What does it look like? I have a proposal to discuss.”

    “With that title?”

    “Yes.”

    “And this is the personal project you wanted to discuss with… me. I am… one of the ‘we’?”

    “Well, I wasn’t planning to present it to McLaggen.”

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    Hermione gets tired of waiting, and makes a slide deck to convince Draco that he wants her.

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    11 May 2026

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    She grabbed his wrist and pulled the spoon into her mouth slowly, holding his gaze as she did. The silver touched her tongue, her lashes dropped shut and she gave a soft, mewling sound of approval.

    "Fuck."

    Or: Draco Malfoy had planned everything: the right restaurant, the right flowers, the right outfit. Hermione Granger, as it turned out, had plans of her own.

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    23 Apr 2026

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    Objectively, the entire arrangement was ridiculous. Hermione was meant to be giving a press conference in five minutes, and instead, she was well on her way to being shagged within an inch of her life by her security detail. Again.

    OR: Head Auror Draco isn’t on the same page as Minister for Magic Hermione about their recent one-night stand. Nothing a bit of forced proximity can’t fix.

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    23 Apr 2026