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  1. Rec 70

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    Things keep happening to and around Pest whether he's aware of them or not.

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    08 Jul 2025

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    fruit

  2. Rec *

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    Even with his stores of near-infinite knowledge, D3rlord3 was not prepared for the sight that awaited him when he answered his front door:

    On his doorstep stood a scrappy-looking young man in a Hawaiian shirt, cargo shorts, and a beaming smile. In his hand was D3rlord3’s hastily-written book.

    The man, still smiling, tilted his head and asked, “Did you write this?”

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    29 Mar 2026

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    “Okay,” Avery said between breaths, “you’re officially my problem now. Congrats.”

    He lay there a moment longer, staring at the sky, then turned his head toward the unconscious gladiator. “You know, if you wake up and try to stab me, I’m gonna be real annoyed. Just saying.”

    No answer, obviously.

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    19 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    at the crossroads turn left for free yaoi

  4. Rec 68

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    Nine says they love everyone all the time--Juice included. That would hurt less if Juice weren't actually in love with them.

    ((aka nine isn't that great at emotions but juice isn't either. they work it out. ten helps))

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    30 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I’m going to sob at 12 08 in the night

  5. Rec 74

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    His hair is so long. Too long, the bubbling feeling of envy creeps up on you before you shove it down with the rest of your feelings. Not now.

    As you part it to work in sections, you decide to fill the neverending stretch of silence that's fallen between you two. "Mm, have you considered pigtails?"

    He gives you an unamused bit of silence. "1F YOU GIV3 ME PIGT4ILS, CONSIDER THE F4CT THAT I'LL K1LL YOU." The malice dripping from his tone is palpable.

    You remain unphased. "Fact? You already tried doing that and failed." Despite your best attempts at remaining stone-faced, a small quirk to your lips makes itself prominent. "Once, twice–"

    "Z1P IT."

    Your fingers yank his hair on accident, causing him to hiss.

    ...Okay, saying it was on accident would be a lie. He doesn't have to know that though. He doesn't need to know jack shit.

     

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    You haven't seen your favorite dumbass in a while. Obviously, this is something you must fix immediately!

    (A coldness nips at your heart, mixes and stirs your thoughts– an icepick to the brain. The urge to leave, to avoid it all, is more alluring than anything else.)

    [pt. 1 of "afraid to start (how can you lose?)"]

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    14 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA