10 Bookmarks by MWHAHAHAHAHA
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Harry Potter and the Flight to Fuck Outta Here by ShadowFoxDemon27
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Jun 2024
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When Harry Potter woke up after death, in the body of his younger self before his second year. He can only think one thing.
"Fuck That."
Save Britain? He already fucking did that! And what did he get? A job he was peer pressured into getting, which was a Career that did nothing to help him when he had needed them, trauma, and a ton of other bullshit.
Nuh uh. Nope. Not again. No thank you, he's going to America. Fuck you. Who cares if he's like, twelve right now. He's got the know-how to smuggle onto a flight or something.
(And he grabbed Tom Riddle's diary before he left. Maybe having a little pen pal would be nice while he's on the opposite side of the world.)
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- Part 2 of Curling the Monkey's Paw
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17 Feb 2026
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Harry Potter never learnt magic, probably because he never went to Hogwarts and instead joined a gang.
As you do.
That's where Harry becomes Shadow and- well, to put it bluntly, becomes a badass.
And that's the perfect life for our dear Shadow.
Except Snape finds a boy who looks a hell of a lot like the dead Boy-Who-Lived, so obviously what else should a respected teacher do but kidnap him?
Shit gets real and Shadow is confused about how a certain blonde could look so damn cute- which obviously should be any kids biggest concern when faced with manipulative Headmasters, kidnapping, Dark Lords and... so do you guys just say 'screw math, we'll teach you to turn a matchstick into a needle' or is this a special occasion?
And let's not forget about the wee issue of his found family getting involved.Takes place during Fifth Year
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 29,659
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 265
- Kudos:
- 2,015
- Bookmarks:
- 358
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- 52,587
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17 Feb 2026
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All Hail the Dark Lord, Or Something Idiotic Like That by NinjaPandaScholar
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Feb 2024
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Harry Potter had a plan...it wasn't a very good plan, but at least it was simple.
Step 1: Don't die from the insanely difficult ritual
Step 2: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible before getting killed and/or arrestedAs it goes, it was really simple...until it became clear he wasn't traveling back in time alone. Now the whole plan has to change.
Step 1: Don't die from the ritual
Step 2: Kill off current Dark Lord
Step 3: Establish following to become new Dark Lord
Step 4: Overthrow Ministry
Step 5: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible
Step 6: Keep boyfriend alive and not mad at himIt was a work in progress, but plans hadn't worked out well for Harry in the past regardless. Oh well, it's not like he could make things worse...
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 270,551
- Chapters:
- 42/42
- Collections:
- 100
- Comments:
- 3,403
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- 16,765
- Bookmarks:
- 6,269
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- 626,374
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16 Feb 2026
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Harry Potter was supposed to be the Boy Who Lived.
Instead, he's the boy who hexes portraits for "looking smug," torches common rooms over rumors, and makes Death Eaters cry.Hogwarts thinks he's dangerous.
They're absolutely right.Unhinged, unpredictable, and one curse away from setting the entire Wizarding World on fire-Harry's done playing the hero.
Let the Dark Lord come.
He's not ready for this kind of crazy.Bookmarked by MWHAHAHAHAHA
07 Feb 2026
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When Harry blows up Aunt Marge, Dumbledore decides he can't be left to his own devices in Diagon Alley for the whole of August and sends him to stay with the only person available - one highly displeased Severus Snape. Harry, for his part, doesn't think this summer could get any worse. After all, what could be more unpleasant than living with Professor Snape?
Finding out that Draco Malfoy is also staying at Spinner’s End, of course.
None of them know how they'll survive a month in each others' company, but they might just come out the other side with something they all need the most: a family.
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- Part 1 of A Patchwork Family
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 352,357
- Chapters:
- 50/50
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 5,153
- Kudos:
- 14,200
- Bookmarks:
- 3,398
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- 690,833
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01 Feb 2026
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Just before his eleventh birthday, Harry is found in a dark London alleyway. He is subsequently taken to stay in the home of one Severus Snape until he begins Hogwarts. Harry isn't quite sure what possessed him to agree to this arrangement, and Severus has no intention of allowing Potter's unfortunate progeny to get under his skin, but this is a Severitus fic, we all know how it ends.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 217,906
- Chapters:
- 60/60
- Collections:
- 36
- Comments:
- 4,819
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- 24,439
- Bookmarks:
- 7,187
- Hits:
- 999,055
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01 Feb 2026
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No one had ever met Hadrian Gaunt before the man suddenly whirled into their lives and started fixing problems they didn't even know existed.
And yet, not a single person regretted meeting him.
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- English
- Words:
- 14,938
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 14
- Comments:
- 735
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- 30,842
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- 7,099
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- 248,620
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01 Feb 2026
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“Scared Potter?” Malfoy sneered, and Harry snapped. He was done, finished, fed up with playing the innocent little Gryffindor with no common sense and a microscopic amount of intelligence. He rolled his eyes.
“Why yes Malfoy, I’m terrified, can’t you see me quaking in my boots? You, a second year child armed with a stick is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen. Please, please don’t fatally injure me in front of three hundred witnesses and two teachers with your mean words and nasty smiles. Whatever shall I do?” The entire hall fell silent and Malfoy gaped. Harry smirked. Lockhart looked entirely bemused, and he thought Snape might be holding back a laugh.
Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.
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- Part 1 of Seriously Snapped
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 19,478
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Collections:
- 45
- Comments:
- 1,480
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- 20,471
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- 4,173
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- 451,860
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26 Jan 2026
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Before his third year of Hogwarts has even begun, Harry faces three whole weeks of unsupervised time in Diagon Alley. In that time he takes a trip to Gringotts - and that changes everything.
Burdened with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic, and manipulating far more than he ever thought possible, Harry doesn't know who he can trust; but he knows he can't keep going that way. There's a whole world of lore and politics and history to catch up on, and the more he learns, the more Harry realises his true place in the world, and how much is being kept hidden from him. All the while, Dumbledore's twinkling eyes are constantly watching, and Harry can't let on how much he knows.
With help from unexpected places, Harry starts on a journey to end the war, and reshape the wizarding world. With how much he looks like James Potter, people have forgotten one important thing about him - he is Lily Evans' son, and she was one hell of a witch.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 746,386
- Chapters:
- 109/109
- Collections:
- 181
- Comments:
- 13,946
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- 88,493
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- 25,628
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- 5,456,672
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22 Jan 2026
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After the battle for Hogwarts Harry felt numb, he wanted to be alone. Until a letter from Gringotts asks to meet the saviour and internally he dreads the day. Traitors are uncovered and in a bid to try and make things right Harry is allowed back into the past and his 11 year old body by Death, on the promise to fix things. Now, armed with old memories he begins the fall of the Empire Dumbledore built...but he's not alone.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 222,592
- Chapters:
- 97/98
- Comments:
- 333
- Kudos:
- 2,973
- Bookmarks:
- 1,071
- Hits:
- 158,399
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07 Jan 2026