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Draco invites Hermione to sit on his lap and things get a little messy.
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“Malfoy. I need this.”
“You need this?” His tone had softened, but his gaze had grown hotter, almost to the point of smoldering.
She swallowed, bowing her head and looking up at him through her lashes. “Yes, Malfoy. Please.”
He sat back in his chair, absently toying with his Mont Blanc pen, shifting it from hand to hand as he considered her.
“Alright then. Tell me what you’re proposing.”
“Best out of five,” she answered in an instant. “Monday through Friday, with daily winners. Whomever has the most galleons at the end of the day wins–and then, of course, whomever has the most wins for the week takes it all.”
“I’m assuming there are daily incentives.”
“Of course, winner’s choice.”
A beat of silence fell over Malfoy’s office as they looked at each other.
He had tilted his head back, considering her through narrowed eyes, not even hiding their lustful roving, landing first at the top button of her blouse, and trailing down her elegant form, still seated in his guest chair.
“I accept your terms,” he said finally, the words coming out a bit ragged.
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Is It Cold In Here? by MalaScientia for purplexsalt
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jun 2026
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A little art from chapter 61 of Détraquée wherein Hermione doesn’t realize just how distracting her appearance is to Draco as he plays piano in the music room.
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Rolled Sleeves Agenda: ‘nuf said.
Or: Draco rolls up his sleeves and Hermione cannot deal. Sexual shenanigans ensue.
Now with my own fanart at the end!
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Hermione needs to refuel for round 2 (or 3 or 4).
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[podfic] BIRDS?!? by daddy_dearest (dearest_restless) for MalaScientia
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 May 2026
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There it sat, unoccupied and innocuous. No one had said it was off-limits, but there was something vaguely threatening about the device. It emitted an unnatural glow and there seemed to be a strange sound coming from its general vicinity.
“I’m going to do it,” Theo announced, eyeing up the empty desk. From beside him came an incredulous scoff.
“Sure you will,” Draco intoned, raising his brow in challenge.
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If you've never before considered how many names of birds could otherwise lead to porn, consider this crack fic an edifying experience.
Podfic of BIRDS?!? by MalaScientia
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09 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
My silliest and most favorite work somehow took on a newer, more amazing life.