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  2. Public Bookmark 24

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    When Ilya decided to become a Hollander, he needs to start asking, or maybe telling, people about his new last name.

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  3. Public Bookmark 21

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    A 6 + 1 with six of Ilya's experiences with Canadian music, and one experience with Russian music. Featuring a LOT of Canada-isms.

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    Ilya scurries his way back to his seat at Shane’s side, feeling suddenly unsafe in this Ottawa bar. Canadians are never this loud outside of the rink or a riot. And never so organized as it is right now. Literally everyone has stopped their conversations to sing-shout this song.

    Shane, at least, is immune to whatever mass psychosis is happening right now. Though he doesn’t seem shocked or even bewildered by what’s going on around them.

    “What the fuck is this?” Ilya asks, putting Shane’s ginger ale down in front of him. He’s momentarily distracted from his terror by a drop of spilled ginger ale running down his finger; he holds it to Shane’s mouth to lick clean. Shane rolls his eyes at Ilya, then, tragically, wipes the finger clean with a napkin. “Spoilsport,” Ilya pouts.

    “It’s Barrett’s Privateers,” Shane says, as if that in any way explains what the fuck is happening in this bar right now.

    They’re like pod people. Or like a hive mind from a scary alien invasion movie.

    “What about Barrett’s dick?”

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    “We sucked. Okay? I sucked. I’m distracted, and I played like shit, and it won’t happen again. Happy?” 

    Hayden looks at him like he’s grown a second head. “No? I don’t—Shane, what the hell is going on?” 

    Shane clenches his jaw. 

    “Is this about Rozanov?” Hayden asks, face rearranging into something puzzled. “He’s been gone for two weeks now. You can’t let that shit cloud your judgement.” 

    Chest constricting, Shane exhales sharply. “He’s been gone two weeks, and no one knows where he is.”

    OR: right before summer rolls around, Ilya Rozanov disappears. 

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    “Does he go down on you?”

    Shane does his best to resist rolling his eyes. “Dude. He sucks my dick.”

    “No, I meant like…” Hayden makes the world’s most awkward circling gesture. “Back there.”

    “Oh! You mean does he eat my ass? Yes. And I eat his too.”

    “And the prostate — does he lick it?”

    Shane and Hayden get drunk together and Shane lets Hayden ask all the nasty questions he’s always had about gay sex.

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