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Hermione Granger has a good reason for avoiding Draco Malfoy, the cause of the most mortifying episode of her life. (She thought it was a date!) But he and his son are now unavoidably enmeshed in the lives of her best friends and their children. She should probably be offended that Ginny called in Draco and Scorpius to supervise as she babysits James and Lily. She’s too busy panicking.
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28 May 2026
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“Oh, hello, you,” Hermione said softly. It was a little frog, no bigger than the hollow of the palm of her hand. Gently, she scooped it up in her hand and smiled. It really was very cute.
Then it opened its mouth and said: “What the fuck, Granger?”
That was when she screamed and threw the frog straight back into the plants.
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In which Draco Malfoy is accidentally—and possibly irreversibly—turned into a frog, and he relentlessly
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18 May 2026
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Hermione has a routine she enjoys, a job that excites her, a never-ending stream of suitors, and friends and family who love her. Her one problem? Draco Malfoy. Why does he keep turning up everywhere she goes?
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Or, Draco is an opportunist.
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10 May 2026
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“And Scorpius,” Hermione began, tone kind though just as firm. “My daughter has informed me that you don’t regularly give her orgasms.”
Scorpius choked on his breath, eyes darting to Rose and back to Hermione. “I—what?”
“Did your father not sit you down and explain the basics?” Hermione asked sympathetically, then sighed. “He always was so covetous and fastidious with his knowledge. But no matter. I’m happy to help.”
Rose grinned somewhat wickedly up at Scorpius, who Hermione noticed was even pinker than before and somewhat short of breath. With her tongue relaxed into a broad, flat pad, Rose used her grip on his cock to rub the swollen tip lightly back and forth across it. Scorpius’s eyelids fluttered on a restrained blink.
“He’d love to learn from you. Wouldn’t you, Scorpie?”
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Or, Hermione learns that her daughter's boyfriend isn't making her come, so offers to help.
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The Life and Crimes of Draco Malfoy by Beforetherealbook
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Jul 2026
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Every story has at least two sides. This is Draco's.
A canon-compliant retelling of the seven Harry Potter books and beyond from Draco Malfoy's point of view.
**Canon up to the epilogue**
PROLOGUE (Chapter 1)
YEAR 1: Draco Malfoy and the Girl on the Train (Chapters 2-11)
YEAR 2: Draco Malfoy and the Problem with Mudbloods (Chapters 12-28)
YEAR 3: Draco Malfoy and the Dark Family Secrets (Chapters 29-51)
YEAR 4: Draco Malfoy and the Bulgarian Seeker (Chapters 52-79)
YEAR 5: Draco Malfoy and the Toad in Pink
YEAR 6: Draco Malfoy and the Impossible Task
YEAR 7: Draco Malfoy and the Master Who Knew Him
YEAR 8: Draco Malfoy and the Crimes He Lived
EPILOGUE
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