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“You look like shit.”
A red gaze sweeps Lucifer from head to hoof and back again, followed by a well-sculpted eyebrow rising pointedly.
“Yes, yes,” Lucifer says from very much not the high ground. “Pot. Kettle. I’m aware. Why do you look like shit?”
Red places his free hand on his chest, fingers spread in gentlemanly offense. “I’m merely winded from all the effort I put into saving the Pentagram from your folly.”
Uh huh. No doubt Red’s a real hero. But first, a point of clarification. “My folly?”
“When you walked straight into the most obvious ambush of all time and were used as the unwitting power source for a doomsday device that nearly killed us all.” Black-tipped ears perk forward. “Ring any bells?”
Oh, fuck him. Also, no, not really. “Well, excuse me for underestimating what you sinners are capable of. None of you have ever managed to hurt me before in all the millennia you’ve tried. I’m not used to ambushes meaning anything.”
“Hence, folly.” Red tilts his head to the side at an inhuman angle, canned laughter swelling in the background. “You’re so good at it!”
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08 Jul 2026
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That's rough buddy (oh shit now i have a stalker wtf?!) by LUXFRUIT
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Feb 2026
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(CANON DIVERGENCE: If Lucifer was at the bar during the "Rejection Scene" between Alastor and Vox 70 years ago)
Lucifer Mornigstar has never liked sinners.
But even he feels a little bad watching this Tv-guy get laughed in the face when proposing a business deal between friends-- i mean that's just rough!
His daughter has always told him to empathize with sinners-- be a actual ruler. Make friends! So fine.. just this once, he'll say something nice to one.
How was he supposed to know the guy would spiral into a obsession with him?!
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02 Jul 2026
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The devil is in the details by NanetteRiddle
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
30 Dec 2025
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Alastor finds amusement in teasing the devil. Especially since he now knows the Lucifer can't harm him. Or is he? After all, the devil is not only the most hated creature in the world, but also the most cunning.
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Lilith is plotting something, and Alastor and Lucifer must find out what it is.
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- Part 1 of Hellish manipulator
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29 Jun 2026
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“I must not have heard you correctly, Headmaster,” Severus said flatly.
“You did, my boy. This isn’t only a favour to me, you understand.”
“But there must be trust," Severus insisted. "A bond… or some sort of relationship between mentor and pupil for Occlumency to be taught correctly! The only bond the brat and I share is one of mutual loathing.”
“Now, Severus, you are an adult and a Hogwarts professor. Surely, you can find a way to mend broken bridges.”
Broken bridges? Broken bridges? There had never been a "bridge" to begin with! Not with Potter, the carbon copy of his school bully, who spoke, acted, believed himself so superior to anyone else he might as well be the second coming of his father. There had always only been damp planks slogging down a river which separated them on two opposite banks. No bridge to speak of.
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Summer of Fifth Year. Dumbledore decides Harry should begin Occlumency immediately. Harry and Snape start seeing a lot of each other. Neither is thrilled, especially when they begrudgingly realise that maybe, possibly, perhaps, they might have more in common than they thought. -
Put Your Loving Hands Out by EvanescentDreamer
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
19 Mar 2025
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Lambert doesn’t like being touched.
He has trained himself over decades to tolerate contact with his brothers, but anyone else gets sharp words, or even sharper (and occasionally poisoned) blades.
Then Geralt says he’s bringing his godsdamned handsy bard to Kaer Morhen, and Lambert’s sure that even with ample forewarning, accidental touching is inevitable. It’s going to make the winter feel miserably long, and Lambert knows for a fact that he’s going to hate every second of it.
He has no idea what to do when he’s wrong.