Marsflame18



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    When bookworm Hazel Lee finds out that her friends have all somehow ditched her on their winter retreat to her Uncle's cabin in the Colorado Rockies, she thinks that she's going to be in for 6 weeks of tea, books, snowy hikes, and some well deserved peace and quiet. What she doesn't expect is for a pair of fantasy characters with darks pasts to find their way to her cabin and throw all her plans for peace (and definitions of reality) into a tailspin.

    Before she knows it, a certain Balrog slayer with a bone to pick with Feanorians makes an entrance.

    If that wasn't bad enough, the Fellowship of the Ring decides to come knocking and Hazel is about ready to throw in the towel.

    Will Hazel be able to prevent a fourth Kinslaying?
    Will she manage to keep the future separate from the past?
    And most importantly... will she be able to feed four hungry hobbits?

     

    A.K.A. I've been writing too much angst and I needed some humor. This is pure fun. Expect it to get absurd.

    I made a discord if anyone wants to say hi
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    01 Jul 2026

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    Bilbo couldn’t bring himself to look at the king. He’d never admit it, but Bilbo grew fond of Thorin, and seeing him, alongside his nephews, in this state hurt him. Bilbo asked of the other members of the company. All lived, no wound they sustained would be fatal. The exceptions were, of course, the king and princes.

    (Summary is literally just a quote, when I think of something better, I'll change it)

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Bilbo leaves the Lonely Mountain grief-riddled, homesick, and deeply changed by the loss of his friends- and Thorin, who Bilbo could never quite explain his feelings for. But little does Bilbo know that within Erebor, Kíli, Fíli and Thorin are not dead, but merely comatose. Through the wonders of elven magic, can the last three members of the line of Durin be restored?

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    22 Jun 2026

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    There are several things that the dwarves don't know about the hobbit that is traveling with them. Things that Bilbo is glad to let them find out for themselves along the way.

    The first is that he's prepared for anything. His mother used to quiz him about what he'd do in any situation - from relatives to trolls - and Bilbo never disappointed her with his answers. Riding a pony all day gives him plenty of time to plan for everything.

    The second is that he can throw a stone or any other small object hard enough to embed it several inches into a tree trunk. His accuracy is uncanny even by Shire standards. He's quite proud of it.

    The third is that he doesn't actually say so many proverbs when at home but it seems to annoy the dwarves so he spends time thinking up all the ones he's heard before.

    And last, hobbits scold like it is no one's business. The Dwarves he's traveling with really have no idea what will happen if they truly piss him off.

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    22 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    When Bilbo stumbles upon the peculiar remains of beasts right in the heart of the mountain Erebor, the dwarves find themselves at an impasse on how to handle this unexpected - and maybe even dangerous - discovery. Ultimately, they are forced to face the unevitable: They need help of no other than not only one but two Wizards and an Elf Lord on top of that.

    OR (cracky summary):

    Bilbo finds bones. The dwarves panic. Elrond, Gandalf and Radgast attempt to perform damage control.
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    This is the fic inspired by the art piece on slide 154 in the collection from TRSB25. Please be so kind and pay the lovely artist Athlai a visit and leave some kudos :))

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    12 Jun 2026