Marsha



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    “And if you win?” Hollander asks. 

    Ilya could not possibly fit all that he wants into neat, nice syllables, so he grabs Hollander by the jaw and kisses him instead.  

    If he wins, he thinks, and even if he fucking doesn’t, what he wants most is to ruin Hollander so much that no one else will ever do. He also needs a fucking cigarette. 

    There’s an idea. 

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    It’s time to face the facts: Lan Wangji, the venerable and high-esteemed Hanguang-Jun, the saviour that appears wherever the chaos is—his father—is a predator.

    A predator! One that preys on young, innocent men that have barely come of age like himself! The scandal of it all! The impropriety! And of all people to commit such a felony—his very own father!

    Or, when Lan Wangji takes Mo Xuanyu back to Cloud Recesses for the first time, everyone is mortified, especially Lan Sizhui.

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    "It's not an extinction event," Madara was arguing hotly. "I mean — okay, it would kill everyone on the planet, but that wasn't the original plan. It's an illusion world, people need to be alive to be in the illusion."

    "How would anyone eat while trapped in your fucking Norse-rip-off world tree," Tobirama snapped, hearing his temper audibly stretch to the breaking point.

    "The tree provides nutrients," Madara yelled back, having lost his temper ten minutes ago. "How fucking stupid do you think I am?"

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    The part of being a jounin-sensei that no one talks about is having to handle genin paperwork. If Hiruzen had known that having genin would increase his piles of personal hell, then he would have jumped out the window before anyone could assign him any. Good god, goddamn preteens are the worst.

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    too funny