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  1. Summary

    I'm obsessed with soulmate AU's and I keep wanting to write more of them, so this just made sense.

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  2. Summary

    Baz has always been obsessed with stars.
    Simon is made of them.

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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    “Cuz fit hot guys have problems too.
    Don’t look at us, we’re not dancing for you.
    Leave us alone, we have to twerk out our sad.
    (Sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad.)”

    I clap my hands over my mouth to keep laughter from escaping. I can’t. The mental image of Baz twerking is in my head now and I’ll never be able to dig it out. And he’s in the shower. Fuck!

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    Or: After yet another argument, Simon overhears Baz singing in the shower. And then it keeps happening. And happening. How long can the boys keep acting like they hate each other and while using the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend soundtrack to sing their true feelings in the shower?

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    11 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    Baz hates Simon Snow.

    How his eyes flutter shut when he leans in for a kiss, arms falling slack at his sides as he melts into the embrace. His freckled cheeks turn pink, the blush spreading to the tips to his ears and all the way down his neck.

    It’s infuriating, watching his chapped lips puckering against Agatha’s glossy ones.

    or, Baz is a hopeless idiot who's in love with Simon, but instead he watches Simon and Agatha make out mid concert and drinks himself silly the night after. But #Simatha isn't as stable as their fans think, and Baz finds Simon knocking on his door at three in the morning looking absolutely wrecked.

    It isn't the first time this had happened, and it definitely wouldn't be the last. But of course, like the good friend Baz is, he'll help Simon through the break and give him the comfort he needs. Albeit not how he usually goes about it.

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    11 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    "This is unfair. Baz is wet, angry, frustrated, and a very, very handsome man wearing the ugliest t-shirt on this side of the Alps just smiled at him and said he looks pathetic."

    Baz is spending a few weeks in Italy, helping his nonna with her business. Bad luck (but is it?) lands him in a youth hostel on the shore of Lake Como.

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    11 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    Simon Snow, once a child star in David Cadwallader's hit movie trilogy The Greatest Mage, now a messy young adult, is trying to promote his director debut, while his rival, Baz Pitch, a pop star, is rolling out his new album. After being noticed together at an event and immediately shipped by fans, both become more popular than ever. They decide to grab the opportunity and arrange a fake relationship. For the sake of PR, obviously.

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    11 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 30

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    “Those things will kill you,” Baz growled after him, but the door had already closed. Not that it mattered, since what Baz really meant was “I’ll kill you” and Dev certainly knew that already given the particular video shop patron he’d just dumped in Baz’s lap. The one and only (unfairly attractive) customer Baz had demanded he never be made to serve at all.

    Not because this customer was a heathen who never rewound, or a meathead who only rented terrible movies, though Baz was nearly certain after several weeks of careful monitoring that he was both of these things. The actual problem was the way this boy’s broad shoulders looked in the uniform (a slightly too small white dress shirt with a green bowtie) he wore to his job working at the Safeway down at the other end of the Watford Retail Park. Maybe his adorable freckles were part of it, too. And that little hollow right above his shirt collar where his jaw met his throat. And the way his arse looked in his cheap polyester work trousers. And—

    Okay no, actually, the problem was that Baz was completely gay.

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    11 Jul 2026