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  1. Summary

    I have never actually finished a story I started writing, but most of these are interesting little ideas that I would love to read about in full.

    If any of these strike your fancy and you want to expand on them, you have my permission to.

    Drop me a link though, I'd love to read them.

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    Deputy Stammos wants to be left alone. The local hillbillies and cultists just can't seem to wrap their heads around that. This crabby cop is getting a family whether she wants one or not.

    Mildly divergent Far Cry 5 with emphasis on the points of view of the Seed family.

    Everyone lives, but no one suffers any less than they deserve.

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    08 Nov 2020

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    Ch20

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    The Canvas was destroyed when Verso's soul stopped painting. The end of a long reign of suffering was over.

    And then it came back.

    Gustave died. He knows that much. He was dead. But now he's back on the ship on the day after the Gommage of everyone who was 33 years old, and now he's back on his way to the continent to repeat the cycle of destruction. But he isn't alone. It quickly becomes apparent that Lune, Sciel, and Maelle are back, too. And they have a plan to save as many lives as possible. And to defeat the painters. Plural. Because that is a thing, apparently.

    To Gustave's worry, this plan revolves around Maelle and a man named Verso. A man who will save Maelle on the beach just as he did last time.

    But something about this whole things is strange, and this group of survivors they have gathered slowly begin to uncover conspiracies that extend far beyond the problems of their canvas.

    Because for Maelle, it's been four years since the canvas was destroyed, and she swears on her brother's grave she wasn't the one to repaint it.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    Ch 15

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    Maggots burrowed into the crow’s wet innards—its delicately encased lungs, the firm rubber of its heart, the string-like tunnels of intestines. As a swarm of flies buzzed in Regulus’ bedroom, that was when he heard it. A din of voices overlapping.

    …you know how to say thank you, don’t…
    …there we go…open for…just like…
    …think good little boys…house of God…all messy?…
    …lovely like this…such a…

    They spoke as an auditory palimpsest. Voice after voice, almost indistinguishable, as if it was a single force speaking.

    A sibylline premonition slicing through time. A crow, giving warning.

    Regulus Black goes missing for forty days.

    He comes back different. Wrong.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Harry Potter expected many things after the war.
    Becoming a witch was not one of them.

    Waking up in the Riverlands during the Tourney at Ashford Meadow was even less expected.

    Now trapped in the body of a young noblewoman calling herself Lady Harlow Blackwood, Harry finds himself surrounded by hedge knights, princes, and men who think a sword solves most problems.

    Unfortunately for Westeros, Harry is a wizard with a very poor sense of self-preservation.

    And tomorrow there’s a joust.

    Featuring: one suspicious Targaryen prince, one dangerously amused Baratheon called the Laughing Storm, and a wizard who really should not be allowed near medieval politics.

    Or: Harry Potter wakes up in Westeros as Lady Harlow Blackwood and immediately finds himself caught between a suspicious Targaryen prince and a dangerously amused Baratheon called the Laughing Storm.

    Unfortunately for everyone involved, Harry has never been very good at staying out of trouble.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    There is a ghost on the Wani. But the crew have grown used to - even fond of - Prince Zuko. And no matter how many times General Iroh tries to gently explain the boy’s predicament, tries to suggest that he might attempt to move on, Prince Zuko can always be found watching the sea.

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    There is a prisoner in the palace.

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    02 Jul 2026