MetaphoricallyIlliterate
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After the Head’s Office by MetaphoricallyIlliterate
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Apr 2026
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Set quite literally in the immediate aftermath of the Deathly Hallows (excluding the epilogue). Harry finds solace in the company of Ron, Hermione and most definitely Ginny.
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James had not realised he was quite that obvious, and quite that smitten. His friends are definitely not helping.
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A Space Where Friends Should Be by MetaphoricallyIlliterate
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jan 2026
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Set immediately before/ right at the start of The Order Of The Phoenix, Harry desperately needs a hug.
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The Quest to Find 12 Ways to Charm Witches by FloreatCastellum
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 May 2019
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Hugo Weasley is in love, and you are not allowed to laugh at him about it. His father has informed him of a book that may help.
Slight follow on from my one-shot The Secret Diary of Hugo Granger-Weasley, which was inspired by Sue Townsend's Adrian Mole, but can be read alone.
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- Part 82 of Slice of Life One-Shots
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09 Apr 2026
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Harry has some exciting news, and feels he must tell Teddy first.
Requested by and written for the lovely eldabe on Tumblr.
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- Part 46 of Slice of Life One-Shots
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08 Apr 2026
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Harry should have known better than to let George Weasley get him drunk.
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- Part 17 of Slice of Life One-Shots
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07 Apr 2026
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A week after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry goes home.
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- Part 5 of Slice of Life One-Shots
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07 Apr 2026
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'...Where, if they had time, they might discuss the match.'
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- Part 33 of Missing Hogwarts Moments
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28 Mar 2026