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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    Lucifer is fed up with Alastor’s constant jabs and needling. Although he can’t do anything about it with his own two hands, he has other methods of getting Alastor to be quiet, but they don’t go exactly as planned.

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    03 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 36

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    Lucifer decides to break the silence first. “So what is it you want to discuss?” he asks casually..

    “Well, you see your Majesty; I have a proposition for you” Alastor declares assuredly.

    “Haha, yeah that’s gonna be a big NO from me Bambi” He laughs with an air of mock arrogance and confidence.

    “Oh Sir, but you haven’t even heard what it is I’m proposing yet” Alastor smiles completely unbothered and calm.

    “Whatever it is, you’re the one asking so it’s a n-o-p-e!” Lucifer crosses his legs now and smiles back easily. However, in the back of his mind he can’t help but be a bit curious regardless.
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    Post S2 Finale, Alastor proposes a deal to Lucifer after finding out the King can't kill or harm sinners, yet the threats towards Charlie seem to be increasing by the day.

    Alastor will act as Charlie and the Hotel's guard, in exchange for being able to pull from Lucifer's own power when needed. Unexpected feelings, collaborations and chaos ensues.

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    03 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 40

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    It's been weeks since Alastor entered Lucifer's life, first as an irritant, then as a reluctant companion, and now?

    Lucifer didn't know what was happening, the mysteries keep piling on, but the only thing important right in this moment was breathing.

    Everyone needs to breathe.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    "Fine," Lucifer decided. "How about a deal then?"

    A spark of interest lit up Alastor's tired eyes.

    "I came here to talk to you about Charlie. Seeing us fighting upsets her, and I don't want to hurt her if I can help it. So here's what I propose: for Charlie, we play nice. You can hate me, fight me, insult me in private all you want, but in front of Charlie? We're friends. If she ropes us into one of her redemption exercises, we do it, no complaints. If she asks if we're getting along, and some snide remark comes to mind, you hold your tongue. If anyone sees us arguing and it has even the smallest chance of it getting back to Charlie, we drop it. You do this, and I'll heal you." Lucifer stuck out his hand. "Deal?"

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    Won't always update every week, but when it does update, it will be on Sundays!

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