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   citrus tim by Sonnet3141

   Fandom Batman - All Media Types

   • Teen And Up Audiences, Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen
   • Complete Series

   18 May 2025

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   • tim drake & oranges
   • Tim Drake & Jason Todd
   • Tim Drake & Damian Wayne
   • Tim Drake & Bruce Wayne
   • Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne
   • Mrs. McIlvaine & Tim Drake
   • Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Damian Wayne
   • Cassandra Cain & Damian Wayne
   • Stephanie Brown & Tim Drake
   • Tim Drake (DCU)
   • Jason Todd
   • Damian Wayne
   • Ra's al Ghul
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Joker (DCU)
   • Dick Grayson
   • Mrs. McIlvaine
   • Klarion (DCU)
   • Kon-El | Conner Kent
   • Stephanie Brown
   • Barbara Gordon
   • Cassandra Cain
   • in which tim very obviously has scurvy but shh he doesn't know that
   • Tim Drake Lacks Self-Preservation Instincts
   • there will be more fics in this series probably once i uh write them
   • jason’s bat-doption senses came pre-installed
   • jason will see a little kid radiating Big Problems energy and be like “what if i befriended that”
   • the street kids of gotham are So Confused
   • “average american eats 15 pounds of oranges per year” factoid actually just statistical error
   • average american eats 1 pounds of oranges per year. oranges georg-
   • in which our boy basically has a "kidnap me!" sign stapled to his back lol
   • gosh if i had a nickel for every time someone called dibs on this boy i'd have three nickels
   • which isn't a lot
   • but it's weird that it happened thrice
   • is here for like five seconds
   • the joker dies lol
   • listen: could tim ask for help? definitely. does he do that? Absolutely Not.
   • timothy jackson "i started this with a specific plan and so help me i will Follow The Plan" drake
   • just imagine bruce having like seventeen heart attacks when he realizes tim is gone
   • only for alfred to reveal that he put a tracker on the kid
   • gee tim how come your mom lets you get kidnapped thrice?
   • yes tim is counting the rescue as a kidnapping
   • Tim Drake and Jason Todd are Siblings
   • jason has had this tim for five minutes-
   • they're brothers your honor
   • damian's league background really showing up here huh
   • in which the author's feelings about the canon she has never read are very much on display
   • canon is dead i killed it with this orange-
   • literally who the fuck thinks it's a good idea
   • to take a child who was raised in an incredibly structured environment
   • and just TAKE THE RULES AWAY
   • WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE THE RULES AWAY FROM A CHILD
   • THEY TRY TO FIND THEM
   • MANUALLY
   • WITH THEIR FACE
   • there will be multiple chapters of this probably someday so i hope you like the premise lol
   • poor mrs mac assuming that tim has even one singular brain cell
   • the boy does not
   • yes i did make a "canonical" excuse for the shenanigans that will ensue
   • kon is the first to suffer lol
   • i'd apologize for what i did to jason but i'm not sorry
   • been waiting to write that who's on first-ass bit for AGES
   • i have stolen the idea for the goonion from pandaredd on tiktok because it is objectively hilarious
   • damian regrets ever having siblings
   • Dick Grayson Has ADHD
   • Author is Projecting
   • this one's not quite as cracky as many of the others
   • still patently absurd
   • to be clear
   • in which the batfamily gets a two-for-one deal on new siblings

   Summary

   Tim Drake discovers two important things at the tender age of nine.

   First, Dick Grayson is Robin.

   Second, oranges (and, by extension, all citrus) are magical and can heal any ailment.

   Tim is, despite being a certified genius, kind of an idiot.

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