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   The Waynes, Damsels in Distress by hitthedeck

   Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types  

   • General Audiences
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   05 Dec 2020

   Tags

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   • Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Dick Grayson
   • Jason Todd
   • Tim Drake
   • Damian Wayne
   • Alfred Pennyworth
   • Clark Kent
   • Diana (Wonder Woman)
   • Hal Jordan
   • Barry Allen
   • Arthur Curry (DCU)
   • Kon-El | Conner Kent
   • Bruce Wayne is Batman
   • Humor
   • Identity Porn
   • Kidnapping
   • but like they let it happen
   • Batman Identity Reveal
   • until then the justice league has a major headache
   • Bad Flirting
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • bruce wayne has a bad sense of humor
   • and so do his kids
   • it's infectious
   • flash is very confused
   • green lantern is traumatized
   • Do not repost
   • Do Not Repost to Other Sites
   • Podfic Available
   • Translation Available

   Summary

   Roses are red, violets are blue, Bruce Wayne and his kids get kidnapped every other week. Some things are just universal, undeniable facts of life.

   Or, in which Bruce Wayne is still Batman and his kids are still Robins, but they keep letting themselves get kidnapped because they think it's funny.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Waynes? More like Wayne-kers

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   English

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   Bookmarked by MirageKem

   04 Jul 2025

   Bookmarker's Notes

   it was amazing. I was crying with laughter